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8/19/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 19, 2016.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, yeah, I mean I would just prefer that all the beautiful women walk around naked all the time, too.

    How about if she was wearing JUST the leg warmers?
     
    #321 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 25, 2016
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    What about those with burn victim fetishes?
     
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    No element of clothing is better than naked, unless it is covering some sort of deformity.
     
    #323 Frebis, Aug 25, 2016
  4. Frebis

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    If you have nasty feet, put some fucking shoes on. If not, be naked.

    Roast beef handy downs? Cover it with some sort of underwear.

    Butterface? Get a paper bag.

    I think you all understand.
     
    #324 Frebis, Aug 25, 2016
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    What? Is this more burn unit fetish shit?
     
    #325 Kubla Kahn, Aug 25, 2016
  6. Crown Royal

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    The proper term is Flesh Lettuce.
     
    #326 Crown Royal, Aug 25, 2016
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    Just in case you ever find yourself needing to, here's how to start a B-17:

     
    #327 toytoy88, Aug 25, 2016
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    That was pretty cool.
     
    #328 Nettdata, Aug 25, 2016
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    If you follow the story you'll notice that Zach says he's going to murder his roommates (plural) but only killed one of them. So maybe the other one did follow him and got the hell out of dodge.
     
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    Maybe the argument started because he tweeted about killing his roommates.
     
    #330 Clutch, Aug 25, 2016
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    There's something that I didn't mention earlier: That stuff didn't hit just ANY section of chest hair; it hit my right nipple and surrounding area. There are 2" long hairs glued ONTO my nipple. There's no way in hell I'm trying to rip that off.
    As far as my hands go, some of the stuff is starting to come off after being exposed to oil/solvent/brake fluid at work all day, but it's still a long way from gone; I figure it will all be off after the weekend at this rate.

    Fun fact: Speaking of Jungle Julia and waxing, I'm going to wax her bikini area/ shape her bush soon. I'm looking forward to this.
     
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    Go artistic and make it look like an accurate depiction of Texas, maybe a guitar would be cool too.
     
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    Or if he's feeling artsy and ambitious:


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    #333 toytoy88, Aug 25, 2016
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    I don't think thats even possible, maybe he will prove me wrong. Maybe he's a pubic hair artist. It'd be even better if she was a red head.

    I will be disappointed if he says he only did the landing strip. I am worried for Julia though, I can't imagine a more horrifying experience than someone waxing my genitals.

    I'm weirdly excited to hear how this turns out.
     
    #334 toddamus, Aug 25, 2016
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    I'm with you. No way dixie doing some deforestation doesn't turn into a great story for the board.
     
    #335 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 25, 2016
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    Why do I envision some sort of combo weave/bedazzling thing?
     
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    Cornrows, obviously.
     
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    Seriously, have your shit together if you're going to pull a double homicide. Trap them in a room with one exit, for starters. Loser.
     
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    If someone created a Firebird into a firecrotch I think the internet might just explode. That might be the booze talking but imagine a 3D firebird in red pubic hair? Gross right, but hard to look away.
     
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