Well, that's going to change the M/F ratio on Farmersonly.com, that's for sure. "You don't have to be lonely . . ."
Sure but their first order of business is to tear down all silos, as they are a belligerent and phallic reminder of the Agriculture Patrarchy. Find someplace else to stow your seed.
The hurricane-like system off the coast of florida is projected to develop in the gulf now. I just have this sickening feeling it's gonna hit Louisiana, because nature is a cruel bitch sometimes.
My Krispy Kreme donut turned out to actually be one of the custard-filled ones. It tastes like sadness and false promises.
In NYC a woman got on a train and tried to sell her fellow passengers crickets and worms. Some teenagers pushed her and she flung the box, setting off absolute pandemonium over crickets and worms. Someone pulled the emergency stop and passengers crowded on the far end of the train a safe distance from the insects. "People were screaming and trying to avoid the bugs when someone pulled the emergency brake. The train then stopped on the Manhattan Bridge and the air conditioner shut off, leaving passengers unable to escape the insects and the August heat." “Everyone had crickets on their arms. My girlfriend was crying.” I thought New Yorkers were tough. C'mon y'all, that was a box of bait.