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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 19, 2016.

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  1. Clutch

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    Jesus, the cyber-bullying never ends with this place.
     
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    I know right? What the hell. She is so mean and I can't understand why.
     
    #42 toddamus, Aug 19, 2016
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    Female issues.
     
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    I'll beat all your asses. Then this female won't have any more issues!!
     
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    I hit you because I love you.
     
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    That black eye means you care and you want whats best for me.
     
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    Well, at least they didn't label me a misogynist...
     
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    C'mon guys, can't we all just get along?

    Parenting tip: if you're trying to hide from the kids in the kitchen, making cookies is not a good strategy. You know how in old cartoons the characters would float on the scent vapors to the food. It was just like that. Now they've found my hiding spot and my cookies.
     
    #48 abneretta, Aug 19, 2016
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    What kind of cookies did you make? This is an important fact that you have left out of the story.
     
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    No Bake Cookies because I'm lazy and they're tasty. Plus they have oatmeal in them, therefore they are health food.
     
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    So that's why you left that fact out.
     
    #51 bewildered, Aug 19, 2016
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    I was kidding, they're not healthy at all. It's all about the justification.

    Just like if I throw an egg white in a cocktail, that's extra protein.
     
    #52 abneretta, Aug 19, 2016
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    If you asked a Tiber or two to help you'd probably get the job done a LOT faster wink wink
     
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    You need to cook something along side it to disguise the smell. Cook some liver to scare them back or perhaps some old barber hair. Works...every time.
     
    #54 Crown Royal, Aug 19, 2016
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    Nah man, YOURE THE NEXT TUCKER MAX BRO!
     
    #55 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 19, 2016
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    I came home to a kid making cupcakes, a kid lifting weights, and a kid locking himself up.
     

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    And peanut butter so protein.
     
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    Pretty sure your husband could help you get some extra protein. All you need to do is ask.
     
    #58 Puffman, Aug 19, 2016
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    I'm going to watch 50/50 tonight, someone help me. For me its like how some people watch a sad movie, I know its going to bring up some memories from five years ago. Totally ok for a man to eat a gallon of ice cream while watching a movie and crying right?

    50/50 is hard for me to watch but its pretty close to what I experienced in Tampa. I'm was very much in the Seth Rogen position.
     
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    Eating a gallon of ice cream and crying is hardcore. If you only eat a pint, you're a pussy.
     
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