You would have to go back half a decade to find the thread on which celebrity you'd like to hate-fuck. I thought that may have been the nastiest idea for a thread that got the green light. Nothing gross or x-rated is posted out in the open. People say messed-up things on here, but where DON'T they? When you think of what horrible shit the Internet has unveiled over the past two decades, this place is tepid by comparison. But....nobody on here wants morons who blather like bots. I like how people on here stick to topics and don't flame-war. Name-calling is for the sake of being facetious (which has always been the name of the game) or drunk. Which is encouraged and I like that as well: everyone loves their booze, no PC police, no squirrelly introverts who get "offended" by things.
My step father is at a car show. Earlier this evening he sent a group text with pictures of him and a bunch of the old hot rods. I commented on one of the the porshes and he told me my dick wasn't big enough to drive one of those, something about him being twice the man I am and three times the girth. Yeah turns out some of the numbers I didn't recognize on that text belonged to his managers. He realized this a little too late. Of course I made it worse for him by reminding him that at least mine still works. The string of apologies was like nothing I have ever seen or likely will ever see again. If only I could be a fly on the wall when he walks into that office full of a bunch of old women. I think he'll avoid the place for at least the next month. So yeah, sometimes people say messed up things in places that aren't with a couple of close friends.
I bet if Black Jesus was here he'd be filling this thread with the most offensive pictures and YouTube posts he could find.
But it was meant to be for you and not the managers. He didn't mean to talk about his penis to all those people. That's why he apologized. You don't go around to the general public and talk like that unless you have aspbergers or an extra chromosome.
And this is why I don't do social media or mass texts on my phone. This may come as a surprise to y'all, but sometimes I say really offensive things. I find it best to have to deal with those faux pas' face to face rather then to have them placed permanently out on the ether and deal with the fall out from potentially...the whole fucking world....because one person took it on themselves to be offended.
You guys should probably not pat yourselves too hard on the back for not saying awful things sometimes when the entire (small to begin with) population of minority members, a large percentage of the female members, a lot of liberal-leaning dudes, and the disabled kid choose not to read/post here anymore.
That's probably a good idea. But don't you have like 50k followers on Twitter? I feel like that is more socIal media than anyone else on this website.
To be fair, last I heard the disabled kid was knee deep in vagina for the first time in his life, so, that's probably why he doesn't read/post here anymore. Then again, that could have happened longer ago than I think. I'm old now. Time moves a lot faster.
Whiskey. We all love it. We all sometime live it. What's some good drinks to make work it?havibg a guys' night tomorrow where over half the sorry saps can barely get out. Ideas? Got some Rebecca Creek and then some Bulleit Bourbon. Obviously good enough on its own, but some aren't refined enough as us. Yea, fuck them.
My Twitter account is just a place that I started as a joke and it got out of hand. I keep it just as a place to put random stupid thoughts, it's about as generic as you can get.
I make manhattans, old fashioneds and mint juleps in bulk then store them in swing top bottles. It's not pure by any means but it takes the bite off that some people don't like all while keeping the whiskey flavor together.
The point was more that if you're deeply entrenched in the very monotonous echo chamber of opinions this place represents it's easy to not get why someone would think this place is full of terrible people saying terrible things pretty regularly - albeit relatively intelligently and in a way that can have a lot of value - and not necessarily want to subject themselves to that. But sure, PC police amirite.
Ok, I get that. I don't know if I would consider this place an echo chamber though. People disagree with me all the time. But...I am willing to debate my posts and my reasons for thinking the way I do rather then just saying "Fuck this shit, I'm not going to post any more." That's kind of the easy way out..."I can't defend my position, but y'all are wrong. Fuck you"
Yeah, I was just giggling at pages of people saying they couldn't imagine why someone would possibly think this place could have upsetting/offensive/disagreeable content when it's also kind of its brand. (I'm sorry for saying brand.) (And also content.) Even a couple of the posters who are legendary for their offensiveness have stopped posting for similar reasons. Although, all that being said, if the main specific complaint was for it being pornographic, then that actually is confusing, as I'm sure they did not go back long enough to find certain images/gifs/videos that are still seared into my brain*. (And if it needs to be said, I think it's fucking dumb Nett got fired over this. "Understanding why someone would not like this place" =/= "They have a point.") *Speaking of being offended, have I ever told this story? The first time I met CJ, we were having that conversation about the board that always happens the first time you meet someone from here, and I don't know how it came up, but I started going on about how, "The only thing I've been deeply, deeply upset by on the board was this one video someone posted of a bunch of guys jizzing into a frying pan, and then this girl had to cook it up and eat it like an omelette, and I don't know why because I'm normally not that squeamish but I was sitting there dry heaving all over the place and it just set something off deep inside my soul where I was viscerally upset by it, but of course I couldn't turn it off or anything. I mean this was YEARS ago and it's so burned into my mind and I'm getting nauseous and sad just thinking about it. I don't remember who posted it but I will forever hate them." And then I realize he's been giggling the whole time because of course he was the one who posted it.
I'm rewatching Star Trek DS9 for the first time in like, 2 decades. I'm really enjoying it. Sisko is a BAMF. This whiny security starfleet dude was whining about Odo and Sisko basically told him to STFU and Odo shits men like him after his morning raktajino. Then the episode I watched just now, Quark - who ostensibly only cares about one thing: gold-pressed latinum - yet he cried like a bitch when that Gamma Quadrant game player dude (I've seen him on other shows, just can't remember what) made him choose what senior officer to kill. Quark couldn't do it. He couldn't be an asshole, even though it might mean his ruination. Quark's no jive turkey. Anyway, I may be Friday Night drunk again.
I just realized I'm posting bullshit about Star Trek and Audrey is posting about people jizzing into a frying pan. I have no idea what's going on.