I got home a little after 2am after an exciting night of cuddling with my friend's newborn, lots of wine and a ham sandwich. I can't believe Nett's ordeal... that's insane. I feel like I should privately share my boobs or something, just to make that pornographic accusation slightly more valid.
It's all a roll of the dabo dice here at the TiB. I can't be incredulous, I stayed off work computers with this site because of the NSFW aspect. It is what it is.
I'm trying to catch up on why Nett got canned, where Hotwheelz went, etc. I guess I need to check in more than once a week.
We're all feeling bummed out by that, so if you want to help, publicly share your boobs in the boobie thread and really show those fuckers.
My husband took the kids with him today. So I've been drinking Bloody Marys and cleaning the dining room and listening to a podcast about the Manson murders. I'd say that's a weird way to spend a Saturday but my dining room table is clean and that never happens so I'll take it.
Yeah I've rolled the dice by coming to TiB while I was at work a few times, and I think after Nett's ordeal that may be a hint that I should think twice about where I browse while I'm at work.
You know when you have a little sibling whose youngest child is younger than your kids? You ask them, 'hey do you want this high chair? If you do I'll hold on to it for you, if not I'm getting rid of it because I don't need it taking up space in my house anymore.' and they say that they do, in fact, want the high chair. So you let it to continue to take up space in your house for no reason because your youngest kid eats at the table because he's almost three years old. Then you realize that said sibling's baby is five months old and if they need the high chair they should have taken it by now. So you text your sister and say, 'hey, what's going on with this high chair that's been taking up unnecessary space in my house for for-goddamned-ever at this point?' and they say, 'oh, we found a wooden high chair that we like better that we'll be using.' and you don't say what you want to say which is 'thanks for fucking telling me, I've been cleaning around it for a long fucking time now because not a single kid has sat in it for a fucking year but I'm glad you told me not to get rid of it you son of a bitch!' Anyway, apparently we have a high chair to donate to goodwill which is fine. I just would have preferred to do so about a year ago. Maybe this belong sin the rant and rave thread but I've been left unsupervised with bloody marys and it seems like I belong in this thread.
I ran my phone down listening to podcasts. It's been plugged in for at least 30 minutes and won't turn back on. I feel like that's a bad sign.
Got some kind of beef and onion soup concoction I tossed in the crock pot going, ready for UFC 202. McGregor vs. Diaz again. Card is stacked and the prelims should be interesting as well. Anyone else watching?
Yes I am. I currently have pork tenderloins on the smoker and some ribs in the oven. A potential marinated skirt steak in case of emergency. Booze. Guacamole and salsa. I think someone is bringing brownies. I'm very excited about the fights, even if the person I planned the evening with cancelled on showing up the day of.
Good news: my phone is slooooowly charging, finally. Bad news: apparently my day-drinking snaps got out of hand and I'm not entirely sure what I snapchatted to whom. Oh well. Related: I'm not watching the fights tonight but I do need to figure out if there's a way to stream the Chiefs preseason game. Did someone say guacamole?
We're doing sausages on the grill, and then sitting back to watch the last Hip concert. Tissues are at the ready.
I believe NFL gamepass gives you a free week or two for a trial. Should have the chiefs game on there
Avocado, little fresh lime juice, fresh ground Mediterranean sea salt. Chips are basically just a vessel to spoon it into my mouth. I can't wait until my dehydrator comes in so I can make my own corn chips.
If/when I forget to cancel my subscription in a week, I'm going to be high irritated. Just FYI. I tried to take a picture for the boobie thread in my old Gonzalez jersey but it would have been a disgrace to the Chiefs. I'm not even going to address what that says about both the state of Kansas City and the state of my bosom. (I can't not giggle when I say bosom.)
I browse on my phone. ExH2 liked to track my browsing habits on my computer, so I developed the habit of using my phone for basically everything, and never lost it.
No wonder he's an ex. My husband knows I browse here. He may or may not know my posting proclivities but he's not stupid and it wouldn't be that hard to figure out. The extent of his opinion about this place is generally summed up with an eye roll. My cleaning has come to an end, now I'm drinking a G&T and listening to my second favorite Lucero song. This song is actually my ringtone, though you'd never know it because my phone is always on vibrate.