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8/21/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 21, 2015.

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  1. xrayvision

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    The guy in the next cubicle has been having a very loud conversation on the phone with his contractor for the last hour and a half. It's making it hard for me to concentrate on my Candy Crush game. How rude.
     
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    While replacing my iPhone's battery last night, I unknowingly damaged the flex cables that connect the LCD display. So when I reassembled the phone, it turned on but the screen was black and unresponsive. Basically a brick.

    Took it to a repair spot this morning, turns out one of the cables was just loose, not broken, easy fix, done free of charge. I'm back to the real world. It was a weird 18 hours...
     
    #103 JWags, Aug 25, 2015
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    Gotta love gas at $2.15/gal. $20 actually counts as good gas money.
     
    #104 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 25, 2015
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    I believe that can be summed up nicely in the last part of the "article"

    Which is possibly the best part. Just the oh well fuck it attitude.
     
    #105 Nothingdoing, Aug 25, 2015
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    Lowest I've seen gas around these parts is $2.04. Diesel is like a nickle more than unleaded.

    We also have a Whole Foods about to open, a new Costco, a Field and Stream, and some others. Cheesecake Factory is on the way. I don't know what the fuck is happening around here.
     
    #106 bewildered, Aug 25, 2015
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    Well, to start, South Alabama is about to get fatter.
     
    #107 Noland, Aug 25, 2015
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    Don't both of y'all just pump it right out of the gulf oil platforms right into your car?
     
    #108 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 25, 2015
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    I prefer to scrape it off the wings of pelicans.
     
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    Unrelated...
    Did you know that the endangered brown pelican population numbers just about skyrocketed after the Corps of Engineers built a manmade island for some project? Environmentalists lost their minds when the project was proposed but quieted up when their numbers recovered. /summary by bewildered's dad.

    Here is the island: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaillard_Island
     
    #110 bewildered, Aug 25, 2015
  11. shegirl

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    Today is National Go Topless Day. Just throwing that out there.
     
    #111 shegirl, Aug 25, 2015
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    So an old lady came into work today. Stuck a dollar bill in the waistband of her jeans (my thought processes when she did this were along the lines of "why is she lifting her shirt?), and left it hanging down. Asked me what it was. I said no idea. She said all you can eat buffet for under a dollar.
     
    #113 happyfunball, Aug 25, 2015
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    ftfy
     
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    It's Taco Tuesday, where I can buy a taco for the same price as 1.75 litres of gasoline.
     
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    I fully support all women who want to go topless. And, for those of you unable to make to your local protest, PM me a topless photo as a way to stand up for your rights.

    Also, though, aren't women topless and men topless going to be treated differently, as long as, for instance, touching a woman's breast is sexual battery and touching a man's is not?
     
    #116 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 25, 2015
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    My mom is "modeling" in an old lady store's little fashion show. I'm strongly trying to resist the urge to show up to heckle.
     
    #117 TX., Aug 25, 2015
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    Get all your friends together, get hammered on mimosas, then go and "spectate". What happens, happens... not your fault.
     
    #118 Nettdata, Aug 25, 2015
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    Huh, what do they do, put zebra striped tennis balls on their walkers?
     
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  20. TX.

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    New line of Depends.
     
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