Eh... It's more of a "nowhere to go tomorrow" thing. I'm excited because I like my alone time, especially if I don't have work and can have a drink or three. That sounds a little alcoholic. Oh well.
Want to drive a passive aggressive person fucking nuts? Ignore their actions. Completely. They start fidgeting, then coyly trying to point out what they did to fuck with you and then finally start yelling at you. Keep pretending you didn't even notice. They're yelling at you to recognize that they're an asshole and their actions have upset you. Although it takes a bit of self control not to punch them in the face, it's worth it. It's hard to be an asshole simply for the sake of being an asshole if the other party doesn't even recognize you for your efforts. I already know you're an asshole. I've known it for a long time. It's funny as fuck to watch you bust a gasket that I won't acknowledge you being an asshole. You might want to have your blood pressure checked out though, I don't think it's normal to have a throbbing vein in your forehead.
I say "natch" all the time. I used to always read your user name in my head as "Nat See Aech." Ha. As Inspector Clouseau would say, "nut anymore."
Shh, maybe if we "gently encourage" TX she'll get drunk enough to ask us to assist in her problem regarding the size and shape of her ass. You know, for science...
This is a terribly tragic story: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/6488...ian-police-least-20-migrants-found-dead-truck but, it's a little bit funny that is was a chicken truck, though, right? It's like one of those TV shows or movies, like Justified, that are great dramas, but then have these ridiculous, silly plot points. Because, of course it was chicken truck.
Your original pronunciation is right, though, or at least how I meant it. I just couldn't pass up the joke. Trying to pronounce user names is fun sometimes. Remember BL1Y? I always read it as "bologna" (actually more like "baloney").
Active shooter at Mississippi State STARKVILLE, Miss. (WTVA) -- Mississippi State University is operating under an active shooter alert. University police say those on campus should stay inside and students should not go to class. The active shooter alert was reported at Carpenter Hall.
My friend who works there says the guy was caught. It was probably an Ole Miss fan. Fuckers. (That's a joke.) Edit: And now the official site msstate.edu is saying the person is in custody.
How the blue fuck do you have an active shooter if no shots were fired? Isn't that kind of the definition of the term?
So apparently there were only 3 zip codes in America without Ashley Madison accounts listed: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/were-only-3-zip-codes-175956661.html And the first lawsuits have begun to pop up: http://www.wired.com/2015/08/ashley-madison-hit-500-million-lawsuits/
Welp, I had a little shart at work today. Sometimes I wonder about this board. But then there are days like today where I can post about the shame of taking off my pants and shoes in the bathroom stall, rolling up my underwear in a little ball, covering it in paper towel and putting it in the garbage can and the main response will be "I know that feel, bro" instead of horror and revulsion. I don't like the feeling of going commando. Too risky. I couldn't trust anything for the rest of the day.
That's disgusting. Why didn't you leave the underwear in your boss' desk drawer like a normal person?