Oh, and just 'cause, there's a youtube channel dedicated to shooting girls in the ass with food at 5000 frames per second. *tear* America.
Arrived home to 5 squad cars, an ambulance, and a dude sitting on the curb who had the dog shit beaten out of him. The ambulance took him away. I'll hear the whole story once my landlord finishes with the cops.
"I couldn't have been involved officer, look, I posted this innocent confused thing on the internet right after it happened!"
Ok. So I guess someone beat and stabbed this dude....and he just happened to conveniently collapse in front of my place. Now forensics is out there taking pictures.
...and now they've brought in an environmental team to clean up all the blood. Jesus. I need to get out of this fucking city.
That's actually a good sign. Police killed a bank robber at my fraternity house, left the clean up for us.
I phrased that poorly as it actually happened the year before I got there. Here is the story though minor details might be wrong. A guy robs a bank in a neighboring city. He flees and somehow ends up holing up in the shed outside the fraternity house. The guy pulls what turned out to be a bb or pellet gun (this may be wrong). The cops kill him in a hail of bullets. Never a group to waste an opportunity they throw a "Cops and Robbers" party with a tour of the crime scene. Caution tape and blood and brain matter and all. After festering for a while, one guy breaks and cleans it all up. A year or two later when I was there we decide to spray paint shit inside of the shed. One guy spray paints "RIP Poncho" over where the guy got killed (bullet holes and all). A short time later the cop that killed him (or one of them as it was a full swat team situation) came by on the anniversary of it and was not happy with us for being disrespectful about the man's death. Cut to a couple years later and the cops and robbers party becomes an issue in an unrelated lawsuit. My friend got grilled about it in a deposition as the lawyer used it as one of many examples as to how we were all very bad people.
I had to do an explosive shit in the woods on my walk to the bus stop two days ago after the need to go hit me harder and faster than it has ever hit me in my life, even in South America where I had the runs for six weeks straight. Thank God for London's green spaces out in the suburbs. With nothing to wipe with, those undies were a complete writeoff too.
I see what Black Jesus posted and I think "why are there even other channels now?" and then I see an x-ray erection and recognize there are so many more channels. If I could hack airport security, when I walk through the back scatter machine, I would rig it so TSA only sees that gif as I go through.
I should actually look at videos before posting them. Anyway, I love that video series. It's new too. Too many times I find amazing videos, then find out they haven't been updated or made for like 2-3 years.