today is the first big day of fall football. we're at full staff today to deal with it. yes. the slow summer is over. let me roll around on my bed of 1 dollar bills.
he told me he wanted me to sit on his lap and tell him if i'd been naughty or nice... but since you've upset me by reminding me of the incident, here's an old lady tonguing some guy's butthole. NSFW i told you what this was. why the fuck did you click it? pervert.
hey, since you guys are so good sussing out what's real and what's fake, do you think this is real? and if it is, what kind of knot do you think they are using? Spoiler just kidding. don't really care about the knot.
i think i speak for most of us when i say if you have to ask, don't lick it's ass. or whatever you were thinking of doing.
boring. i mean i wouldn't lick that persons ass, but that's just because ugly. androgyny in general is fucking hot, and if you have to ask, i don't care about the answer.
going to see bob dylan live tonight for the first time. people say his shows are hit and miss these days, but this australian tour has been getting rave reviews. besides it's bob fucking dylan! i can't wait to see it.
having seen him live, i'd say he's a "miss". in fact, he's one if the worst live shows i've ever seen. it was great seeing the guy in person, too bad he sucked. foo fighters opened with an acoustic set which more than made up.
he's one of the best song writers ever, but he's not much of a singer. i think his live shows are more about people wanting to relive the 60s vibe than his actual performance. it's kinda funny when you hear people raving about a hendrix/animals song only to tell them dylan made it first, but couldn't perform it for shit.