that is the greatest thing ever. in typical florida fashion let's celebrate with meth, hallucinate a kidnapping scenario, then fight off our attackers by ripping a toilet out of the ground and throwing it out the window.
has florida always been this bad? maybe it's just me, but it seems like in the last few years, every fucked up story has come out of florida. they're like the us version of the "in soviet russia" meme.
hey guys, what's the nastiest, dirtiest, most offensive name you can think of for my fantasy team? previous years: twat waffles, pussy snorkels and smurf cunt.
you could just go with "off constantly", so if you lose to anyone you can remind them of how they beat off constantly (dur hur!). the frothy cunts works too.
my dad's pants the angry dragon buster hyman & the penetrators freshly squeezed discharge this santorum's for you down with hpv (yeah you know me!!!)? thrush tongue express only scat may enter hot carls for all old people having sex
sweaty dick cheese the grainy rimjobs nancy grace dazzling thundercunts thechurchoffudge.com (with a little luck someone will look it up) short answer. yes. long answer. yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss. coming out of a restaurant tonight, i saw 4 cops harassing a drunk. at 4:30 p.m. next to a nail salon. cheers.
see im just not creative when it comes to quickly, or slowly, coming up with things like this. the best ive heard have always involved offensive references to flashpoint news of the year.
dammit bewildered, i had an awesome post to your post. you're doing what i like to call "pulling a toddamus".
this and a few choice others are things i love to get my very un-internet savvy (and this is even when compared to me) coworkers to google on their phones. they don't really take me up on it much anymore because it is always something awful. sometimes i get em, though. goatse had good results. i also told one girl i was starting a pastry blog at a url that sounded like pastries....but was actually dirty nasty porn.