heh, apparently i bought a computer online last night. i don't remember doing it, but it's definitely my credit card and shipping address. i can't wait until it gets here. i have a lot of faith in drunk me's taste.
i hate when i see posts like this with no idea where to buy it: it should be illegal. and that looks like dark chocolate. my favorite. because it's healthy.
that sad feeling when you realize that, after having gone down progressively blacker and blacker holes in search of something increasingly interesting, internet porn just doesn't do it for you anymore. it's like it came full circle again, and i'm happier than ever to have "normal sex" with my wife. /firstworldproblems
so my husband's daughter is going to be in town for the week - coming in sunday night - and we'd talked about the various things they might do together. my daughter is going to be with her dad till tuesday. anyway, i had suggested kings dominion since i had a season pass and could get them a discount. my daughter and i have been going all summer long and went for one last hurrah on wednesday. anyway, it hit me today that i don't know if it will even be open during the week now that school will be starting. i checked and sure enough, it will only be open on weekends from here on out. the only day he can take her is monday. he noted that i will be off that day and suggested that i can go with them. my first thought is: Spoiler i've done the park to death, i'm over it, it will be crowded and hot, i had other ideas for my day off, ughhh. but then i thought about all the things my husband has done for me and how fortunate i feel to have him in my life and how willing he is to take on shit just for me (like our decision to get a dog). it's like the resentment melted away and my attitude was suddenly: Spoiler he promised to buy my lunch, so i hope he is planning to take out a small loan.
i have a shit-ton of fruit flied in my house right now due to a screen being knocked out by some wind while i was at work. i came home and opened a bag of oreos and a bottle of wine for dinner instead of heating up the curry dish i made last night. i'm now on bottle #2, and the fruit flies are drowning in my glass. i've stopped caring and am drinking them. i find that funny.
have you been to a theme park recently? i think i recall one of the meals consisting of a slice of pizza, two breadsticks and a soda being something like $17. i will also probably have a beer because i won't need to be in "responsible" mode.
i haven't, so i did some quick research. a ticket to hershey is $66, parking $12, junior ticket is $40 (unless you do included water park, then $65), meal vouchers are $14 (doesn't appear to include a drink, but it might). so for two adults and one 'junior' sans water park you're looking at $212. that's not gas and tolls either. that's fucking expensive. and god forbid you're voucher meal doesn't do the trick and you buy a snack and a beer.
don't forget the huge busses of kids they bus in from all over. a friend of mine took her kids and it must have been super awful that particular day because as they were leaving she told them "take a good look around kids, because we're never coming back." pretty sure she was joking. when my two girls went to dorney i think they spent about $100 on food. and they don't let you bring anything into the park. we have an amusement park not too far from me that's real nice. you don't have to pay to get in and if you want to ride the rides you can either use tickets or get an all day wristband. it's a real nice park too as there's lots of trees so you aren't in the sun the whole entire time walking around. you can also take coolers in too. except for a kid dying in their pool last summer, it's pretty awesome.
all of the parks owned by cedar fair have insane rip-off prices for food. cedar point was something like ten bucks for a slice of pizza, but then again that park is truly and completely awesome (and within driving distance of us) so we don't care. darrien lake isn't that expensive, and it has no drinking boundary so you can wait in a roller coaster line while drinking a beer. it's not a fantastic park, but if you need a less-than-pricey park that's the one
hey, that's cool, man. the rest of us are pretty happy to have sex with your wife, too. it's not "normal", though.
if that's the place that starts with a "k" we love it there. only a two hour drive and well worth it.
can someone check to make sure rush is still alive? jennitalia just started a war in the boobie thread and if things escalate i think rush will die of happiness.
either king's island or king's dominion i guess. pretty much every other park is six flags over fat people.
since they are claiming it's free to get in and you use tickets or wrist bands im guessing it's not a cedar park park.....
still alive. went to the braves game last night and didn't see until late. raising the bar indeed. i think this is from the same website that 'funball's avatar came from: what does the fox say? the fox says, "hey man, pass me another brownie."