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8/22/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 22, 2014.

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  1. Nettdata

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    I don't get it.
     
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    You'd think if I were looking for hero status, I'd choose something a little more catastrophic to rescue everyone from than having 3 weeks of lowercase posts.
     
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    Who am I to judge?
     
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    I'm not all that bright, after all.
     
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    I see you finally read your rep.
     
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    It's always interesting going back home and seeing how things have changed. Things built, things torn down. The local plastic surgery place had an advertisement "everyone hates wrinkled clothes, is your face any different?" For some reason that made me laugh.

    I then got behind a guy in a Mercedes convertible going around the lake that was going 20 mph, then 30, nope, 20 is good.

    Also, my 15 year old rats out my older daughter all the time. They drove separately because she's going right back to school afterwards. So my older one was telling me about how this guy zoomed around her and cut her off so she yelled at him so he flipped her off. She walks away and my younger one tells me she used fuck and ass. Maybe asshole as my younger one refused to tell me exactly what word. The flipping off makes more sense now.
     
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    Split The Fappening off into it's own thread.
     
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    I fucking hate 40 Year Old Virgin for the sole reason that whenever it comes on TV I am completely unable to look away from it till it is over, despite the fact that it is fucking 1:20 am and I need togo to sleep. Fuck you Steve Carell for being so cute.
     
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    If it's any consolation to you, probably half of the internet is awake right now.
     
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    My stomach has reached mass peeling stage from my burn. I know what I'm doing today!

    Happy Labor Day everyone. Don't eat too much. Or do. I don't really care.

    My dad took my son to his deer stand yesterday. Which wasn't in a tree and was surprisingly comfy. I could be messing this up, he shot a .22 rifle but my dad lost the clip so they had to load one shell (bullet?) at a time. So it was slow going. However, my son is a pretty damn decent shot. Which is surprising as he doesn't have the best eyesight.
     
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    Nothing bothers me for no reason more than an adult who doesn't know how to load the dishwasher properly CUPS AND BOWLS GO IN THE TOP GODDAMMIT
     
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    Holy shit I just got sidetracked reading it. Great stuff.
     
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    I'm on my way to steal yo girl, dawg

     

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    My family is notorious for leaving stuff on the counter right on top of the dishwasher. When I ask why they didn't put them IN the dishwasher, the response is "oh, I thought it was clean." My response is always to say something like yeah I get that and then start to open the door like it weighs a ton and say "because...it's...so....hard...to....check" as I slowly open the door. I'm hilarious.
     
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    My sons are emptying the dishwasher as I type this. Free household labor is one of the benefits to having the little monsters.
     
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    Well how many times have they been burnt by the guessing game of them being clean or not? Cause that'll keep me from even checking if I wasn't the last one that ran it. My mom works against herself as she will just want the sink/kitchen clean by shoving everything into the washer in no particular order just to have it off the sinks or counter AND she is nuts about saving water to not run up water bills. Im guessing she runs 2.5 more loads through the washer with her unorganized 'just get it out of the way' method of cramming stuff in the washer than if she simply organized them as she filled it up.
     
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    Mine loaded and ran it this morning.


    Please note:
    All forks, spoons, and knives go in respective compartments. It makes unloading much easier.
     
    #419 shimmered, Sep 1, 2014
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    As a happy member of the childless masses? This sounds like you're trying to take comfort in the weight loss benefits of AIDS.
     
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