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8/22/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 22, 2014.

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  1. Juice

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    pie wins all day, errr day. nobody finishes a cake, pies are always finished.
     
    #41 Juice, Aug 22, 2014
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    the only acceptable type of cake to eat is cheesecake and this one is only 900 calories per slice, the slices look like pie so it makes it acceptable.

    also shout out to the smokers at the bar last night, it is really not necessary to tip 20% or even at all on a $10 pack of cigs but i appreciate it.
     

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    hold up, you can't add ice cream to the pie. that negates the...something. of course ice cream makes pie better. ice cream makes everything better. hell, i'll add ice cream to my cake! now my cake is even awesomer.

    i'm a sucker for sweet stuff. i love the um breadiness? of cake with the sweet sweet topping.

    this is the only type of pie i tolerate. actually i'm somewhat addicted to it:

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    edit: also what dewercs posted.
     
    #44 happyfunball, Aug 22, 2014
  5. shegirl

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    pfffffffffft. you add the ice cream to the cake in hopes it will hide the fact the cake is dry.


    pie wins, again.
     
    #45 shegirl, Aug 22, 2014
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    ice cream cake is like going to a pet store and finding all the puppies dead. sounds really fun and exciting, until it immediately isn't.
     
    #46 Juice, Aug 22, 2014
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    Moooooo

    ftfy

    yeah, and plus, warm apple pie with some vanilla ice cream on top? mmmmmm. if you put ice cream on top of cake, you will just eat the ice cream, and push around the dry crumbs of cake bread until it looks to your host like you ate some.
     
    #47 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 22, 2014
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    Re: Moooooo

    i do the same thing with broccoli and cheese sauce. that's not sayin' much for cake.
     
    #48 shegirl, Aug 22, 2014
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    have they ever made an ice cream cake that doesn't require being cut with the fucking excalibur?
     
    #49 Crown Royal, Aug 22, 2014
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    if you guys think that cake is dry then i'm sorry you don't know how to bake or have ever been around anyone who knows how to bake.

    shots fired on all y'all's grandmas.

    edit: oh, also some cake porn

    chocolate raspberry ganache cake i made for my birthday last year


    and raspberry lemon cake that nom and i made a few months ago

     

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    there is only one man in america i think of for quality, classy desserts. and that man is tom carvel.

    ....okay seriously, did he let the special ed kids make those cakes?
     
    #51 Crown Royal, Aug 22, 2014
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    excuse me? my cakes were never dry! and they looked fucking awesome:



    seriously, i would have changed the wrapping on the board, but other than that, what 6 year old wouldn't want that? and it melted in your mouth.

    and i even ate it with ice cream. and i like to have both on the fork at the same time. so i eat them together.
     

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    ok i'll give you that looks awesome for your boy but, what's with the hot pink thingie?
     
    #53 shegirl, Aug 22, 2014
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    the thing on the left? i think it was one of those yamogochi toys? one of my daughters? no idea. i don't even know if i spelled that correctly. that was over 7 years ago.
     
    #54 happyfunball, Aug 22, 2014
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    it looks like a birth control pill container, like you hated making cakes so much for you kids that you took extra so it would never happen again.
     
    #55 dewercs, Aug 22, 2014
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    i have heard if you double up on birth control it shoots the effectiveness up to well over 100%. fact.
     
    #56 happyfunball, Aug 22, 2014
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    who needs birth control? flights of stairs are everywhere, free too.
     
    #57 Flat_Rate, Aug 22, 2014
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    this fascinates me. as henry miller said, "she was a whore all the way through and that was her virtue." i have to wonder what kind of girl does that. i need to know everything about her. right down to her favorite flavor of ice cream. that is not a silly joke tattoo. that is some prison shit, ownership, a lifestyle choice.

    here is another photo from that inking, which turns me on in the dirtiest way. and people are watching!

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    #58 CharlesJohnson, Aug 22, 2014
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    stairs hurt more. there's only one blow when hurls herself from a grain elevator.
     
    #59 Crown Royal, Aug 22, 2014
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    i picture his thought processes something like this:

    "don't get an erection, don't get an erection, please don't fart, don't get an erection."
     
    #60 happyfunball, Aug 22, 2014
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