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8/23/13 WDT RRRRRNSFW Whoa man.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 23, 2013.

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  1. toddamus

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    I don't follow pop culture and I certainly don't follow teenage pop culture, but to me one thing is obvious. Selena Gomez is hot, and has a sexy body. Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus don't have sexy bodies. Are the last two talented? Yes, and there is obviously sex appeal in success.

    The thing that kills me though, is if Taylor Swift wasn't a celebrity no one would spot her on the street and think she was the hottest girl ever. She looks good to some people because of professional makeup and because of the fact that she's a successful young musician. I really think people who think she's hot are getting a kick off that. Look at her body, is there one single physical trait that is all that sexy? She has alien eyes, a weird shaped face, no body, no ass, and really really pale skin. I know different folks, different tastes, but to me, its just so clear how unsexy she is.
     
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    No. They are horrible. They don't "work" for anyone - unless, by 'work' you mean, "What outfit can I choose that will make me appear unattractive?"
     
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    Let me also cling to this raft: EVERY guy hates them. ALL of us. Stop listening to your gay friends when you go shopping, because homosexual men may have "taste", but don't know jack-fucking-shit about what makes a woman sexy.

    High-waist shorts and pants belong in the fashion garbage bin with men's capris and knitted ponchos. Good riddance.
     
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    High waist shorts are mom jeans in the making. Sometimes I'll see an old friends episode and see Jennifer Anniston in her prime wearing high waist jeans and its such a horrible look. Sometimes there's almost a little poof. Shorts and jeans should be worn at the hips, its simple anatomy. Give it time and people will look back at that style and think "Jesus fucking Christ, what were they thinking"
     
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    Haven't you guys realized yet that most women dress for other women?
     
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    Maybe it's just me but can we stop raking sack over the coals here? Yes, he seemed in love. Yes, he probably put up a bit of a front because he was in a bit of denial. He probably tried to convince himself he was truly happy.

    I've been there with chicks before and you don't always realize the clusterfuckery you accepted until it's over. I know I'm guilty of it too. Granted I never married or tried to actively procreate with what seems like the Antichrist, but we all make mistakes.

    Now let's get back to our regularly scheduled antisemitism.
     
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    What Mya is trying to succinctly elucidate is that she loves her some tig 'ole bitties.

    Not to get into this silly mess, but the an issue of inteest I noticed is that sex appeal is now measured by crassness apparently. Both Gaga and Cyrus had none and acted like filthy teenage boors after a couple Bartles And James wine coolers. It was fucking disgusting. I don't care how attractive or near naked they are. Perry on the other hand knows how to work sex appeal in her favor. That's class. Which the others sorely lack.

    God. This. Women, hear me now and understand me later. You are waging a war you will not win. It is a fool's endeavor.

    I have a friend. 5'11", statuesque, kind of lacking an ass. She wears NOTHING but high waisted shorts and it makes me sad. These things make everyone look dumpy. Someone prove me wrong, I DARE YOU. No idea how the fuck this became popular. It's not flattering on anyone. It wasn't flattering in the 80s, it still isn't now. It's even worse now because these pants come in hipster orange so perfectly attractive women look like a 50 year old street cone.
     
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    Plus, they are very uncomfortable. I'll listen to friends talking about them and how much better they feel in them and think no way. Of course, my low-waisted jeans are a shade too wide at the waist and I don't have to unzip and/or unbutton a single pair of pants/jeans I own to put them on, but that is much better than the high-waist monstrosities out there. That's what belts are for. Plus if I don't go the belt route, my husband feels it's necessary to pants me at any given moment.
     
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    I'm telling you right now, that picture is awful. And yet, 1000 times more attractive than high waist.

    Sadly, that is not a coastal thing. They persist nationwide. The dresses are just as bad. You haven't seen them, because either you don't remember unattractive women (which is exactly my point) or you were so revolted, you blocked it from your memory to prevent the nightmares.
     
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    There are plenty being worn here in Minneapolis and it sucks. I'm just glad my girlfriend isn't into them.

    Saw plenty of that at the State Fair too...
     
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    This.

    There's no way those fucking plastic slipper pieces of shit are comfortable, and when women walk in them they look like little elves.
     
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    Isn't it enough I'm not fat? Now I have to wear heels all the time? I'm sorry, I'm either going to be a fattie walking around with heels on, or thin and wearing whatever I want on my feet. And since there isn't a thread dedicated to making fun of flats-wearing people, I think I'm making the right decision. You guys can't get everything. Geez.
     
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    And so.... Does this mean they wear high-waist fashion in order to make every other woman around them look more attractive than they do? That's nice of them.

    They are as sexy as wearing an oversized hospital gown with kleenex boxes on your feet. They are stomach-churning. Women who wear them look mentally challenged, it doesn't matter how attractive they are. This denial towards their very,VERY obvious hideousness is mind-boggling and the females who support them need to kill this silly fucking charade.
     
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    No, "lucky" would have been listening to people (like myself) telling you all of this was going to happen years ago when you were still posting about "Futurewife." Instead, you whined and yelled and went into rage mode about how we were all "jealous," when you should have broken it off and posted "man, was I lucky to be a member of a community that gave me the straight dope."

    You made the bad choices against better advice because of your misplaced ego, and all it cost you were a few of the choicest years of your life. Nothing "lucky" about that.
     
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    How do I know you're not fat? Ha!

    Look, we prefer heels over flats, of course, and I'll joke around and say flats are the worst. But, hear me now and believe me later. High waist clothes on women are the worst, and not one man in the entire universe thinks they are appealing in any way whatsoever.
     
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    Dear Robin Thicke:

    Dude....nothing against you but you're my age. You're married to M.I.4 chick. You had the hottest woman on earth in your video, and no cameo for performing the song live? Instead, you grind the ass of an eleven-year-old boy surrounded by dancing pedophile toys while dressed like a Pop Warner referee.

    Dude....the fuck?

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    THE ABSOLUTE WOOOOOORRRRRRSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT part about this is that women fucking KNOW men hate these goddamn shorts. I've had girls admit "Yeah, all men seem to fucking hate these things, still wearing them." I am so sick and fucking tired of women listening to the gay fashion men in their ivory towers wisk their wands and make straight women uglier. Is this revenge for calling everything bad gay when I was a kid and tossing around the F word (Yes, I stopped saying that word)? Come the fuck on, its not fair.

    If you're concerned about your muffin top, workout, don't accentuate your lack of ass with high waisted shorts. They're fucking terrible. I swear to god, these last like 5-6 years have just been the gays fucking with straight men. I still think skinny jeans only look good on like 20% of women that wear them unless they're going straight into high boots. It's just not fair.
     
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    This shit right here.

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    Do you know how many people I see doing this? Crop tops are back now too. Instead of emphasizing abs they just make everyone look fat.

    I might cry. You have no idea how frustrating this is. Ladies, I want you to wear what you want to wear, who gives a fuck what silly men say. I want you to be comfortable in your skin too, regardless of your flaws. But there's a limit. Flatter yourselves. You're better than this. You're better than 80s trailer moms.

    Also, stop wearing neon.
     
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    Nailed it CJ. Now you won't find a bigger fan of midriff than me. Always had a weird thing about finding belly buttons sexy. But you know what part of your torso is the least sexy? Between your belly button and your tits. With crop tops and high waisted fuckery, you can't tell if its a band of skin or an oddly placed belt. It just looks ridiculous. Like "I want to show some skin, but I'm too insecure to show my stomach, so I'll just flash this asexual swatch of midsection while the good stuff is covered up by some obnoxious stone-washed high waisted shorts picked for me by the gay sales associate at Urban Outfitters.
     
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    Black Jesus' dreamboat outfit:

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    ...it's from my upcoming fall collection that I did with Tom Ford. I call this ensemble "I. Hate. EVERYTHING."
     
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