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8/23/13 WDT RRRRRNSFW Whoa man.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 23, 2013.

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  1. Frebis

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    With this kind of attitude I have to wonder how many of the students you teach have you fantasized about sleeping with?
     
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    This.

    Again, I assume I'm in the minority here just because of what "pop culture" tells me. I honestly don't like the look of heels on a woman. It just looks.... weird? Foreign? Like it's not supposed to be there.

    To me, a woman who looks comfortable is more sexy than anything. My wife has a bunch of heels, but fortunately she rarely wears them, because on any occasion she would normally wear them chances are we're getting very drunk which means ankle sprains for her. And I just don't wanna deal with that shit.

    Plus they give your blisters and mangled toes and crap if you wear heels a lot and that shit just doesn't look cool.
     
  3. Gravy

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    A sentence that fucked up makes me wonder if you are one of my students.
     
  4. Frebis

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    Are you saying that you want to cornhole me? Or do you want me to cornhole you?
     
  5. Durbanite

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    Still a HELL NO. Mostly because she wouldn't be doing that all the time, surely (i.e. laughing, having a good time), and then , bitchface (as someone else said) would return and that would be that.

    If Kristen Stewart was just some random prostitute (and thus not famous), I *still* wouldn't fuck her because I'd simply not be interested in her. You other guys that would do her, great. I still wouldn't.

    Twilight was an unforgiveable abomination. Sparkly vampires? Fuck off. That series should have ended after one movie with Blade's sudden arrival and all the vampires and werewolves and everyone else getting dead. The end.
     
  6. Gravy

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    Not every male authority figure is interested in sexual relations with you, Frebis. Your dad misled you on that one.
     
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    Durbanite, I thought you were asexual anymore?

    Even if I saw that crappy terrible movie series, I'd still find her incredibly hot. And no, I don't care if someone says I doubt it, I would. I would because I don't judge someone's hotness on the quality of the movies they are in.
     
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    BOOM ROASTED
     
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    I would prefer that they all stand on her chest until she stops breathing.
     
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    You just said you've been "defrosting a fridge" for the last 11 hours, now you're accusing other people of not having enough fun?
     
  11. Frebis

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    Gravy has never had sex and still lives with his Dad. You have never had a job. Combine the two of you and you have a real person.

    BOOM ROASTED!
     
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    And speaking of that, are you aware that you can unplug the fridge and walk away from it? I have this image in my head of you sitting in a chair in front of a dripping fridge for 11 hours straight.
     
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    Frebis, if a sex life, independent living, and a job were the keys to the good life, you wouldn't be the malcontent that makes the rest of us on the board look like rays of fucking sunshine.
     
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    That may be true but at least he's not a virgin. And for fuck's sake even Durbanite has had sex.
     
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    She's plenty pretty and attractive, but her miserable look combines very well the contempt she seems to have for just about anything. You see, being rich and famous is like living in the churning bowels of a red nightmare.

    And you may see her smiling and giggling in that gif, but remember she starred in Twilight-- she is, after all, a highly skilled actress.
     
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    True enough. There is only one thing worse than being a virigin, and that's being fat.....shit.
     
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    Eh, I think fat is worse to a certain age, then virgin is worse. In my opinion I'd say that age is around 30, trending slightly lower. I'm going to leave out religious reasons, because while I may not agree with them, I can understand it as far as the creepy old virgin goes.
     
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    I have to believe this is irony. Right? You're trying to be ironic? Because otherwise this is like an ethiopian child explaining that he wouldn't eat a Big Mac because he doesn't like pickles.
     
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    I mean Miley doesn't have some black chick donk but it is still solid. I betting the skin tight flesh tone pleather get up last night squeezed her ass into that chicken-esque shape. From all the footage Ive seen of her she holds up in all the angles Ive seen. Right bitch has fucked up hair. She does have kind of a baby face.
     
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    You and toddamus are Henderson. Gravy and Durbanite are Auburn fans. Crown is the old man standing up in shock/awe/ready to rant mode. Anyone reading this and enjoying it is clearly the black man in the white shirt.
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