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8/23/13 WDT RRRRRNSFW Whoa man.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 23, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    She may as well cut her hair like Hawk from The Legion Of Doom, it wouldn't be any less idiotic-looking. It's the high-waist-shorts of hairdos. Okay, afros and mullets are worse.

    Her and Pink look like they're competing in a Brian Setzer lookalike contest:

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  2. Gravy

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    I think this sums me up a whole lot better.

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  3. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    So, with you just standing and watching, that would make you the retardish-looking black guy standing and smiling beside me? Are they legal in your state yet (blacks)?
     
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    You know, if I were an introspective Durbanite, I might question why in my hypothetical scenario the woman I'm fucking is still a prostitute.

    Ya know, if.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Miley Cyrus does nothing for me, and that haircut is horrible. Like high-waist pants levels of horrible.

    Taylor Swift's eyes are weird, but kind of sexy in a way. I really wonder how she is in bed.

    Katy Perry has a ridiculously fantastic body. However I don't care for her eyes, despite how blue they are, and there's something about her face that's a bit off-putting. I think I started souring on her when I learned she's a natural blonde that dyes her hair black, the fraud. She's still hot, regardless.

    I love Kristen Stewart's eyes for pretty much the same reason all the rest of you dislike them. I'll confess, the fact she has serial killer eyes turns me on.

    That said I'd fuck each one of them without hesitation. I'm in no position to be turning down any pussy that may find its way to me.
     
  6. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    See if you feared breaking your dick again in South Africa. Might as well get AIDs too.
     
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    I applaud you finding another college basketball gif to respond.

    I am sorry I do not enjoy competent privilege. As far as legality, I think we accept both retards and blacks now. in all honesty, its so fucked up here people are starting to band together to attempt to fix things. I'm happy about it, be nice to let Florida/Ohio go on and take that stupidest state in America crown. Also, don't act like you aren't the old ranter. That man is about to drop knowledge.
     
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    They're making progress. I actually just read something last week that said they're more than halfway there.
     
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    I thought Stewert was definitely bangable in Adventureland.

    Miley Cyrus I would fuck until September no matter what. I haven't seen any clips from last night's performance yet, but I doubt it'd change my mind.
     
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    See, this is where y'all are fucking up. The more you tell ladies how hideous these things are and that they should never wear them the farther they will go into denial and wear them more often just to spite you. But for the record the only women who look good (read good as not like complete shit) in high-waisted shorts look good in just about anything.
     
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    True. And women who aren't fashionably inept also think they look hideous. None of my female friends think they look good on anyone.
     
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    You all sound like a seniors-only quilting bee.

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    Man, girls in high-shorts sure are hideous, right?
     
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    Yep. Still not a good look. All three of them would look better in shorts that don't go up to their dam waist.
     
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    Exactly. Its not that they look ugly, its that they would look better in anything else. Putting a hot chick in a paper bag doesn't mean paper bags are sexy, it just means she's hot enough that the clothes don't matter. Absolutely the case with picture #1 especially.
     
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    This is fairly well covered territory, but many women I know were astonished to find that, besides high waisted shorts, all straight men HATE capri pants and empire waist dresses. Those dresses don't make you look fun and flirty, they make you look pregnant. Capri pants make me think you're about to go on a hike/gardening adventure with your diesel-dyke girlfriend.

    For those that were saying they love a good midrif, here's a bunch of sexy girls in sports bras.
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    Is it just me, or does Rachel Bilson look like she could be Jennifer Garner's hotter younger sister?
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    Yeah, he proved nothing with those photos. Those are really beautiful women who look like clowns. The end.

    It's ridiculous how indefensible they are.
     
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    All of this fascinating fashion talk aside, Gravy's a virgin? Really?

    Weird. I didn't think there were any legal virgins left in the world.
     
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    What are you talking about?!
     
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    So, yeah, it's official--my last meal before execution would be a dozen eggs, over medium, drizzled with sriracha.

    I've had it on plenty of other things before, but not eggs until recently. It's just so damn good.
     
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