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8/23/13 WDT RRRRRNSFW Whoa man.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 23, 2013.

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  1. Yukon Cornelius

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    I love how Miley showed how difficult some find it to perform two tasks at the same time (ie: walking and chewing gum at the same time).

    When she was being hatched from whatever that thing was, it was almost like you could see her thinking....."Okay, stick my tongue out. Watch out for the step. Damn it, stick tongue out again. Oooh, watch that step. Tongue."
     
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    Mrs. Noland's week is inconvenient which makes her just a treat to be around in the morning, our garbage disposal died, our daughter had a complete meltdown over the overhead lights on her fan this morning because she's 5 going on 16, and I get to work this morning and one of the over head doors just fell off completely. Hell of a day so far. On the plus side Monica Bellucci is single again. Which is nice.

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    What's the deal with her sticking her tongue out? Is that supposed to be sexy, or is she about to drive the lane against John Starks? It just made her look like she was on drugs. I know that she was trying to be provocative, but nothing about that performance turned me on. It looked kind of like someone tricked a girl with down syndrome into getting on stage on amateur night at the strip club.
     
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    If any good is to come of Miley's antics, it is hopefully the end to all the selfies girls take glancing away while sticking their tongue out to one side.
     
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hmm, not younger sister. I think of her more as her sexually adventurous next door neighbor, who needs to come over and borrow a cup of sugar, and her bathrobe catches on the door frame, which makes it rip off, spilling the sugar on each other, making them giggle, and decide the best way to clean it up is to lick it off.

    What?
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    As awful and utterly unsexy as it was, nothing will ever top Nicky Minaj's on-stage "alter-ego" abortion last year. That was the worst thing to happen to music since Celine Dion sang You Shook Me All Night Long.

    There was nothing about it that was a turn-on. It was just awkward-looking and she looked like a gross crackhead. The teddy bear bullshit only filled the Box O' Creepy even more.
     
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    I loved the fact that Nikki Minaj was ripping off Eminem's alter ego act at the same time that Eminem was acknowledging that it was stupid and he needed to get away from it.
     
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    Exactly. Shorts like that are only one small strip of fabric from being able to cover your twat and tits at one fell swoop.

    Like this.

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    So I hadn't been paying attention, but apparently Grantland is having a best song of the Millenium poll (I'm sure somebody must've mentioned this). Down to the top 8. The finalists?

    Ignition (Remix)
    Hey Ya!

    Mr. Brightside
    Yeah

    Niggas in Paris
    Call me Maybe

    Rolling in the Deep
    Empire State of Mind

    I honestly don't know how to feel. I was also shocked that they included Ante Up by M.O.P. on the list, but (sadly) not surprised that it lost immediately. Morons.
     
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    Everybody who contributed to that polling should be summarily executed in front of their illegitimate children. People have the fucking audacity to speak to the best music for the past THOUSAND years.
     
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    No no no, of this Millennium. Since 2000-2013. Calm down that rage. If you went to look at the poll before raging, you'd see the brackets were broken out in years, starting with 2000. And I posted this in the last thread I think or maybe earlier in this one. There was also a Spotify playlist and arguments for the songs that didn't make the list, but should have here

    I loved this poll because it kept it in a generation that also said "Old fucks need not vote." (Crown, looking at you.) Also if you go back to look at the results pages, lots of these were very close. I think Ignition (Remix) is going to win based on the fact its ambrosia to white people at karaoke.

    90% of that list is just heaven for me because its all the shit that played during my highschool and college life. Now, I disagree with some of the voting, but I love 90% of those songs.

    And come on xrayvision, we know any of those songs is WAY better than anything made before. Especially Tik Tok by Ke$ha, which unfortunately didn't make it far in the voting because it lost out to Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) by Beyonce.
     
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    I think Ignition is a shitty, stupid song with an annoying rhythm. I hated playing it in bars but every girl drunk off 99 bananas loved It, so...

    Home Alone by R. Kelly came out in 2000 and is ten times better than any song on that list. Hey ya! is probably the best of those 8, and it shows us "old fucks" that music fans nowadays really don't like musicians that play actual musical instruments. And now there's evidence to support that ProTools rules the industry.
     
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    They really should've named it "Most Popular", although I guess that's not as noteworthy as "Best". I just don't see how Call me Maybe is better than Get Lucky, same for Use Somebody being better than 1901. Shit, I'm shocked 1901 made it past the first round.
     
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    Hey, let's not leave out Slipknot. I like my music to sound like amplifiers being beaten to death with rocks.
     
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    I can't get behind the fact that "call me maybe" is on there. I also don't actively listen to top 40 if I can avoid it. I've been in the car with some chicks who liked this stuff and it made me want to tear my fucking eyeballs out. There's just no substance to any of this shit. Adele is very talented but it's just not my style.

    I'm a poor judge because I enjoy grunge rock. I like classical and baroque music. I enjoy a well written song with some substance or a story to tell. I miss when musicians actually knew something about music.

    Kesha should be ground up. Stuffed into sausage casings, grilled and then thrown out. Because just like listening to her music, eating a kesha sausage will give you cancer.
     
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    So synths aren't real instruments? Or are you specifically referring to singers who don't play instruments cause those aren't new either...
     
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    Fuck that noise, real musicians only do Gregorian chants. If you need a guitar as a crutch, you know nothing about music.
     
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    Surprisingly, considering my thoughts on modern day music at the moment, that list actually isn't too bad. I don't really listen to Rap/Hip Hop/R&B, but I can appreciate a song like Empire State of Mind. For me, it's definitely out of Hey Ya! and Mr. Brightside.
     
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    Do you have a splint on one of your fingers, or are you being held hostage by terrorists? Because you accidentally typed "which unfortunately didn't make it far in the voting" instead of "is the worst song of all time by a disgusting piece of useless human that practically rips away any credibility Grantland has by even including this crap in the poll."
     
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