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8/23/13 WDT RRRRRNSFW Whoa man.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 23, 2013.

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    That's so weird. I don't get the sarcasm though, why is short hair part of Occupy Wall Street?
     
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    Re: Re: Re: 8/23/13 WDT RRRRRNSFW Whoa man.

    I'd agree with you except they weren't dumped off anywhere, they have always lived with the moms, cause you know, it's hard to get your own place when your 14 and pregnant.

    One of the "moms" has a 14 year old, an 8 year old and a 18 month old. All by different guys and of course none of the father's have anything to do with the kids.
    The 14 year old's dad is 78 and in a low security prison. I'll let you do the math on that, he isn't incarcerated for statutory rape FYI.
     
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    Im her spare time she must sit around and crush rocks with that jaw.
     
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    I'll bet she gives a hell of a blow job though.
     
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    And a dicking.
     
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    All of you are pimps of rape culture. Shame.

    In truth I don't hate short hair on women, it just takes a very pretty girl to pull off the pixie look. Ashley Greene is one. Cary Lowell in the 007 movie License To Kill is another.
     
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    I think Charlize Theron pulls off short better than long. But I mean she is near perfect a specimen as they come. Hard for her to do wrong, Monster included.
     
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    "Near" perfect?

    She is fruit straight from the Tree of Mana, brighter than a hundred suns. She seems to get more radiant with age too. Marissa Tomei Syndrome I believe it's called.
     
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    Charlize is sex on rollerskates. That said,
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    Would not bang.
     
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    Its hard to make some women look good and its hard to make some women look bad. She does look bad in that image, but thats only because they tried dam hard to make her look that way.
     
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    I think Charlize's stand-out acting talent, much like Amy Adams, makes her even hotter.

    Yes, she looked horrible in Monster but my GOD did she look like and embody the real Aileen Wuornos. I sometimes forgot it was an actress playing her.
     
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    I sat through Julia & Julie for 3 reasons. French food, Meryl Streep playing a psychotic giantess, and Amy Adams. Even though she was an annoying fucking shrew that girl is easy on the eyes. She's also amazing in this movie time forgot called "Drop Dead Gorgeous," about a documentary crew filming a Minnesota town's beauty pageant.

    I also have the idea to do that J&J premise with Anthony Bourdain's Les Halles cookbook. One recipe a day for a solid year or until the book is complete. Because it would be a lot funnier if someone with talent wrote it and would involve more beer, random fires, and a good excuse to cook bacon naked after a bender.
     
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    Drop Dead Gorgeous is a riot. It was panned by everybody but I laughed my ass off watching it. Even Denise Richards is hilarious in it, it nails white trash like no other film.

    Amy Adams has 4 Oscar nominations in seven years. She is the Game, I love her completely.
     
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    Puuhleeze, the bipolar serial killer schtick makes her even MORE bangable. Nothing like a little danger to spice things up.
     
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    Try harder, superguy. Or maybe don't try so hard to find bad photos of her.

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    Apparently the high-waist look wasn't enough. Now they're bringing back more ugly 80's bullshit.
     
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    I thought one piece suits were for fat chicks, and competitive swimmers.
     
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    They CAN look hot, but not those ones. They're fucking horrible, just like the 80's tube top bikinis that made all women look like they had the body of a 70-year-old. they don't flatter at all, it was horrendous enough seeing Ke$ha in one a while back.

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    What a shock to the system that it's American Apparel putting them out. Gee, knock me over with a feather. I guess their customers can't wait to throw on their cardigans and ride their fixed-gear bikes down to the store to buy them. Is there such a thing as "new style" anymore?
     
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    I have a one piece but I bought it specifically for swimming laps. I am not a beach bunny and am not into tanning but I will swim for exercise.
     
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