Shit I had a family beach house we stayed at growing up over the holidays. I'd fish from sun up until lunch, lay out, fish until sun down and then take walks at night or have a bonfire. Never had to deal with crowds. One of my friends from college is a native Floridian and went to UCF, according to her facebook photos they did nothing but party balls at the beach. Plus the surf crashing against your ankles feel too fucking good to worry about the sand you are going to be picking out of your ear crevices months after you left.
Hey! No knocking the 80's when you were only 3 years old and more concerned about Power Rangers. The 80's were awesome. Big hair, to much make up, and showing way to much skin. And that was just me getting ready to play a gig. I looked like someone's unfortunate sister on stage, I was not a person that could pull off the whole androgynous thing. But the girls? Oh yeah...I loved that shit. They took hours to glam themselves up before going out, they'd just discovered aerobics, and they were trying to outdo their hippie parents questionable morals. God bless each and every one of them.
I went to UCF and yes, we did that quite a bit. Between cocoa, Daytona, and new smyrna, there was plenty of beach.And plenty of ucf girls.
Are we hating on Hawaii now? I thought everybody loved the fact that living expenses are amongst the highest in the country and where wages are amongst the lowest? Well, there's always the beach, full of sunburnt clueless tourists, dudebro surfers, and the Polynesians that hate anybody that has a last name with more consonants than vowels in their names. Not a fan of ripping up your feet on razor sharp coral or getting your car keyed by aforementioned Polynesians? Go for a drive around the island! Yes, in 4 hours time you too, can traverse the entire island of Oahu, provided that you aren't doing it between the hours of 7 AM to 7 PM. Traffic, right brah? While you're sitting in statistically one of the worst places in America for traffic, you can learn a whole new language where a full 25% of the words you hear are either Hawaiian, Tagalog, Japanese, Chinese, and Korean, with the rest being badly mangled English. There are only three good things about Hawaii. The food, the weed, and the ability to buy liquor until midnight every day of the week at any convenience store or grocery. Depending on how much of a degenerate you are, you might even be able to find a bar that's open until 4 AM. Other than that, Hawaii can fuck itself with a fistful of conch shell necklaces.
Transformers, asshole. When the Power Rangers were on I was smoking cigarettes behind the school and had already been to 3rd base with a girl. Recognize.
When Power Rangers was on it was being watched more by 18 year olds than it was children. God when I went to school they're asking me if I watched yesterdays episode and my response was "NO!!! There is such a thing called pornography, y'know!". Why Teens loved it don't know because it was so awful, but that original pink ranger was a friggin' knockout.
I always got a kick out of how the black guy wore a black suit and the asian girl wore a yellow suit. There's no way that wasn't intentional.
I was taking a nap on the river bank one day and when I opened my eyes, I had one circling me. It looked like it wasn't too long before it was going to swoop down and start pecking my eyes out. Around here, it seems that almost every lake has at least one breeding pair. If you fish the river for even an hour, you'll see at least a dozen of them. Hell, I know of a few fellow muskie fishermen who've had them attack their lures.
You guys have those mean-ass looking birds, we have a 35 pound water rat that we're constantly blowing up with dynamite. It's not fair. It should have been the wolverine. Only animals who for pleasure, including bald eagles. The mothers refuse to leave their nests, so the wolverine just climbs the tree and slaughters her and the young.
Meh, I think unless you were planning on taking off all your clothes, and kinda twisting your rump down into the sand, you should be fine.