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8/23/13 WDT RRRRRNSFW Whoa man.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 23, 2013.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    I feel like every drunk thread is Crown's own personal Festivus.

    My sister and I are making mildly racist cookies for the family reunion this weekend. Should be good times.
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    I thought this whole forum was Crown 's playground.

    Mildly racist?
     
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    They have "Ok but Trayvon Martin Looked Shady" written in icing.
     
  4. Angel_1756

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    Cookie men decorated like family members.... Sugar cookies to represent the Caucasians. And apparently her lemon cookies won't hold up in the oven without spreading, so we can't use them to represent the Asians, so we are going with gingerbread instead. I hope no one's offended.
     
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    You should arrange the gingerbread people in groups of 11 and then have the sugar cookie people trying in vain to get past them on a sidewalk.
     
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    Just put squinty eyes on them, then everyone will know what's up.
     
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    I'm awfully glad there aren't any black people there.
     
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    Well, here is a recipe for actual racist cookies:

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    Also, I totally recommend the recipe. They may be racist, but they are delicious.
     
  9. Crown Royal

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    Goatse cookies are sure to stir the tastebuds.

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    Am I the only one who, when watching Forrest Gump, just really really dislikes Jenny? I mean, a part of me is sympathetic for her horrible childhood, but since the movie focuses on Gump I wind up getting mad at her constantly.
     
  11. Crown Royal

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    Seconded. Abused child, yes. And the only person she takes vengeance on is the one nice person she ever knew. And she didn't tell him he had a ghost whispering son for years. Bitch.
     
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    One of my favourites.
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    Repeat from before cause I fucked up the link.
     
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    In response to reps, it sure looks like a porno set, but I don't know where it's from. I got it from a Chive photoset of girls stretching.
     
  15. Crown Royal

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    So is anybody throwing down the gauntlet already?

    Feats of strength. NOW. Shut up and fight your father.
     
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    Don't even talk shit about Monkey Bread, Nom. That shit is bananas.
     
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    Let's see how he feels about Missouri's new laws that try to overrule new gun relations. He isn't supporting States rights, he's just promising not to do his job sometimes. I guarantee that they'll still enforce the federal drug laws in specific cases against people they don't like.
     
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    Your country is so fucked sometimes.
     
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    This is the point where I want to go all 'Fuck you, America Number ONE!!!!!'

    Sadly, I can't do it.

    But we do have deep fried twinkies?

    Edit: In happier news, I finally finished my Uncirculated Collection of Jefferson Nickels, 1938 to present day, all mint marks. Took a while, but I'm quite happy with the result. Yes, nerdy, I know, but hey, since I don't get laid anymore the hours tend to pile up.
     
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    Sure it will. I'll be able to fly to the weed store in my flying car, too.
     
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