I feel like every drunk thread is Crown's own personal Festivus. My sister and I are making mildly racist cookies for the family reunion this weekend. Should be good times.
Cookie men decorated like family members.... Sugar cookies to represent the Caucasians. And apparently her lemon cookies won't hold up in the oven without spreading, so we can't use them to represent the Asians, so we are going with gingerbread instead. I hope no one's offended.
You should arrange the gingerbread people in groups of 11 and then have the sugar cookie people trying in vain to get past them on a sidewalk.
Well, here is a recipe for actual racist cookies: Spoiler [/URL] Also, I totally recommend the recipe. They may be racist, but they are delicious.
Am I the only one who, when watching Forrest Gump, just really really dislikes Jenny? I mean, a part of me is sympathetic for her horrible childhood, but since the movie focuses on Gump I wind up getting mad at her constantly.
Seconded. Abused child, yes. And the only person she takes vengeance on is the one nice person she ever knew. And she didn't tell him he had a ghost whispering son for years. Bitch.
In response to reps, it sure looks like a porno set, but I don't know where it's from. I got it from a Chive photoset of girls stretching.
So is anybody throwing down the gauntlet already? Feats of strength. NOW. Shut up and fight your father.
Let's see how he feels about Missouri's new laws that try to overrule new gun relations. He isn't supporting States rights, he's just promising not to do his job sometimes. I guarantee that they'll still enforce the federal drug laws in specific cases against people they don't like.
This is the point where I want to go all 'Fuck you, America Number ONE!!!!!' Sadly, I can't do it. But we do have deep fried twinkies? Edit: In happier news, I finally finished my Uncirculated Collection of Jefferson Nickels, 1938 to present day, all mint marks. Took a while, but I'm quite happy with the result. Yes, nerdy, I know, but hey, since I don't get laid anymore the hours tend to pile up.