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8/23/13 WDT RRRRRNSFW Whoa man.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 23, 2013.

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  1. Paperbag

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    Experienced Idiot

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    Anyone here ever join a boxing gym? Is it worth joining one or should I just look for training routines on youtube? I'm not looking to become a pro, I'm just interested in learning some basics.
     
    #61 Paperbag, Aug 24, 2013
  2. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I am about to punch this wedding photographer. What a walking Napoleon Complex.
     
    #62 Crown Royal, Aug 24, 2013
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    My GF is dog watching a Pug at the moment.
    Dear.Fucking.Christ.

    Do they all make this pig snorting noise every time they breathe? Are they ever cute or just a big pile of smushed face slobbering ugly?

    I swear I want to put this dog out of it's misery of living...
     
    #63 Popped Cherries, Aug 24, 2013
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Yes, they all do this.
     
    #64 Kubla Kahn, Aug 24, 2013
  5. Flat_Rate

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    It's ALWAYS the short fuckers, why can't they just relax and have a beer?
     
    #65 Flat_Rate, Aug 24, 2013
  6. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    It's not always them. Being short sucks. But it's this guy. He needs a good ol fashioned locker shovin'.
     
    #66 Crown Royal, Aug 24, 2013
  7. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    People who request songs and don't dance when it plays should die in the centre of a tire fire.
     
    #67 Crown Royal, Aug 24, 2013
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    We just had a bum grabbing contest. Apparently I have a very respectable bum "for an Asian".
     
    #68 Angel_1756, Aug 24, 2013
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    Isn't that like telling a guy that he has a really respectable penis "for an Asian"?

    I mean, I'm sure it's nice to know you're above average for your ethnicity, but it seems like small comfort over all...
     
    #69 Binary, Aug 24, 2013
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    Booty thread! Booty thread! Everybody now, Booty thread!
     
    #70 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 24, 2013
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    It's even less of a compliment when you're not Asian.
     
    #71 JoeCanada, Aug 24, 2013
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    I'm supposed to go be a debauched drunk at my boss's house right now. Something inside me tells me this is a Very Bad Idea.

    I think I will go to a karaoke bar later and get drunk by myself.
     
    #72 Roxanne, Aug 24, 2013
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    I don't understand why anybody would do that, ever.
     
    #73 JoeCanada, Aug 24, 2013
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    It's the only time it's socially acceptable for me to yell at people in a bar.
     
    #74 Roxanne, Aug 24, 2013
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    Don't you work behind a bar? I thought it was always socially acceptable for you to yell at drunks.
     
    #75 Bundy Bear, Aug 24, 2013
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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    When is it not socially acceptable to yell at people in bars? Did Miss Manners or Dear Abbey write a protocol for this?

    We played a bar one Tuesday night and our audience was one couple. One fucking couple. And they were fighting. Something about Becky, working late and who knows what else. They were very animated in their discussion. I yelled at them "Do you want us to turn it down so you can hear each other?" Then I played the opening riff for Rock You Like a Hurricane before they could respond.

    Your life really has to suck if the band is yelling at you.
     
    #76 toytoy88, Aug 24, 2013
  17. Crown Royal

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    YO TOOLBOXES WHAT'LL IT BE VODKA REDBULL NO SHIT BIG EFFIN SUPRISE
     
    #77 Crown Royal, Aug 24, 2013
  18. Roxanne

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    I work in a classy joint. Yelling is discouraged.
     
    #78 Roxanne, Aug 24, 2013
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    If anyone ever asks you to make a Missionary’s Downfall, you can yell at them, because they are tools.

    Seriously if the bar is packed and you ask a bartender to make a fucking 10 minute complicated blender drink, you're an asshole.
     
    #79 Flat_Rate, Aug 24, 2013
  20. TX.

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    My bf grew up with pugs and loves them. I do not. They are:

    1. Smelly
    2. Gross
    3. Needy

    I don't see the appeal, and secretly grimace the entire time he keeps his moms pug. I like cats and weiner dogs and catahoulas and lab mixes.
     
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