Isn't alone and drunk at a karaoke bar universally understood as hitting the low point? Hollywood has been all over this.
My wife loves them too. Do they even have knees? And their face looks like they got stuck in an embarrassing point in insect evolution. They look like they helped Godzilla and Rodan destroy Tokyo. I once watch one waddle to the edge of a backyard deck to the stairs, but since its pudgy, boxed mass lacked the dexterity to walk down four steps, it simply stepped into space and tumbled down them, like the Uzi in True Lies. It was side-splitting. Pug means "Monkey" in Chinese. Agility does not associate the two.
I once met a man who was all if these things and was also doing a bump of cocaine in the bathroom. It was a solid contender for the most confusing and/or depressing thing I've ever observed.
Just got back from New Braunfels after a stop at Natural Bridge Caverns; my dream house will have a cave system under it. Amazing trip, my car ran like a fucking top (It always does), and got 20 mpg going 75 with the A/C on the whole way. Best of all, we had zero interference/harassment from law-enforcement. Better luck next time, State Troopers, you fucking douche bags. In honor of what I saw over there, here's some sexy chicks in bikinis: Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler
Went to a concert tonight. You know those skin-tight pants with crazy zig-zag patterns, that you'd expect an 80's hair band frontman to wear? From what I saw tonight, it looks like they're still acceptable, on women.
Yes Joan, I want to take you home and be your lover, very badly. (yeah, I posted a video. If you have a problem with that, see my avatar) Spoiler
I saw her play her first ever acoustic set in Bahrain in 2002. It was outside the "Desert Dome" on the naval base, which was basically a small outdoor food court. There were maybe 250 people watching.
Somebody posted Leary in the other thread, which reminded me of this: Didn't always agree with 100% of his stuff, but goddamn if he wasn't on of the sharpest people ever to do it.
Just dropping this in here. TiB Fantast Football league needs one more team. If you're interested, head over to the fantasy thread in the Sports Board and get the details on how to sign up.
Why does the idea persist that asian girls don't have nice asses? Have you seen many asian asses up close? Some of them are quite nice. At my class' graduation trip to a resort in Mexico, a guy who I sort-of knew from group work walked up to me and said '... hey, is that your girlfriend (points to girlfriend playing volleyball)? Her name is _____, right? Man, I love Chinese asses' and then went on a drunkenly monologue about his girlfriend, her ass, and how he so very badly wanted to marry her and start having babies.
Yea, I knew this med student, now doctor named Connie. She probably has one of the greatest asses I've ever seen in person. She used to be really close friends with an ex of mine and when I would go over there and hang out, she was always there. I used to think about her when I was having sex with my ex. I would have probably sold a major organ to be with her. Something I had two of, of course.
Maybe a testicle. That's probably better than an arm or a leg. Speaking of Asian asses....my wedding last night didnt have an organist dammit
Amateur...cornea, kidney, lung, brain hemispheres. When a supremely hot Asian is a stake, you have to man up and make sacrifices.
Eh, that really depends on the woman. When I was a Schlitterbahn, I saw a lot of Asian women (well, a lot compared to where I'm from), and most of them were hot with nice butts/hips/thighs. However, when I was in rehab, one of the counselors was Korean, and she was a skinny scarecrow of a woman with an ass so flat you could use it for carpentry. It's going to be the same deal with any race; if you believed the media, you would think all Latinas are smokin' hot, and I can tell you this IS NOT always the case. You would think that all white girls have "average" proportions, but I saw some white girls who had booties that belong in rap videos. Damn, I already miss that place... Not on your face, anyway...
It kinda depends, and I'm pretty sure it's a nutrition thing. Japanese and Korean girls often have nice asses and tits, as do girls from wealthy families in other Asian countries. Otherwise if they were born and raised in the US (or Canada, Europe, Australia) they often have very nice bodies....but if they're from China, Vietnam, Thailand, etc. and don't come from a super-rich family they're often just too skinny.
There really is a tremendous disparity in many races. There tends to be no middle ground between women of many darker skinned races (Indian, MIddle eastern, Hispanic). For every Salma Hayek, theres always one of these around here... Spoiler My biggest weakness that borders on a disability are Indian and Middle Eastern women. Christ, if you can find a Persian girl with genetic ties to old Persia and not current Iran, you would probably have to get your permaboner drained.
Its because the "hot latina" stereotype perpetuated by the media is usually revolving around those who clearly have that European conquistador blood running through their veins to a certain level. Carmel colored skin and sharper features whereas indigenous people from Mexico and other Central American countries have broader, flatter features. I think Mexicans specifically have the biggest desparity. You take Brazilians for example and there is a HUGE spectrum, from the fairer, blond hotties that have the bloodline I mentioned like Gisele for example but then the darker "indigenous" hotties. I met a group of Brazilian girls while in London that were like a litter of lab puppies, all looked insanely different complexion/appearance wise, but 80% of them were beautiful. Whereas I feel like any Mexican women that pop up as hotties in the media (Eva Longoria, Salma Hayek, Paulina Rubio, etc...) all have that mestizo vibe going whereas the vast majorities of Latinas you see are not genetically blessed hotties.