I just glanced at the VMA's and saw Taylor Swift get some award, and a thought came to mind, how the fuck does anyone find her attractive? I'm not exaggerating here, I really do not find her slightly attractive in the least, let alone finding her hot.
I'd be happy to bro. In exchange, can you hook me up with PastWife? I really want her to tell me to fuck her black ass, because ain't nothing sexier than racial confusion. Wentworth Miller know what I'm sayin'. I'm not even drunk. What? The funny thing is that I could totally help you with #1 and #2 on your list, but I'm not going to. Nobody likes a happy ballsack.
I've slept with two black girls. One was a bridesmaid at my buddy's wedding who told me she never would have slept with me until she saw me dance. The other was just instant mutual physical attraction when I was like 20 or so, and she self-described as "the whitest black girl you'll ever meet". I don't think she ever specifically said "Fuck my black ass", but I did it anyway.
I respect you as a strong, independent black woman that doesn't need a man, but you're nuts. Plus she's 5'10". Also, Selena Gomez has no idea. Or maybe she does. Whatever. (I feel ashamed looking this crap up on the Daily Mail. Whatever, cleavage.)
Taylor Swift is savvy enough to turn it on for awards shows and she has great stylists, but she is completely devoid of any sexuality. Cue shots of her awkward dancing and lame reaction shots. Any other pictures of her, she is dressed frumpy and odd. She also has the body of a 16 year old boy who just had a growth spurt. Meanwhile Selena Gomez is getting hotter by the minute, she just needs to escape the Bieber vortex. I dont know who was more terrifying, Miley Cyrus or Lil Kim's reanimated corpse equipped with a face her plastic surgeon must have crafted from the Jackson family mold.
Clearly, you have not visited a Korean spa. Nudity is required in the wet sauna area at the one near me, and though I saw many body types (and a high proportion of Asians), I saw nary a lady that I would care to bang if I was of the lady banging persuasion. Except maybe my best friend since childhood. She's managed to lose weight and still keep her tits. So jealous.
True. "Great" was probably the wrong choice of word. I was moreso going for something like "misleading"
I just dont know why anybody listen to Swift's crappy, generic break-up poetry. Every song she does is whiney, boring, the same as her last. She's a wooden performer that sells out arenas. I got my answer when I drove past the venue she was playing here in town and her audience seemed to consist of 11-year-old girls, gay men and lots of mentally handicapped. Truth.
Really? She's a taller, younger, more talented and more bangable Morgan Fairchild... I forget. How many multi-platinum records had you put out at that age? Her music isn't for everybody, it's pop-country. Hell the last one was pretty much straight pop. But it's very well written. Good harmonies, lots of talented folks playing on it. I don't like all of it, but most of it is quality enough that I think people that hate on her (or any more than moderately popular artist) probably haven't actually listened to it. I listened to a couple Bieber songs, I watched the first Twilight. I did these things because I didn't want to be mocking something without knowing if it deserved it. Those things deserved it. Swift doesn't.
Lil Kim is as hideous and hilarious-looking as ever. If you want hilarious plastic surgery, just google recent photos of Scott Stapp. Fucking knee-slapping. Insecure much?
Same reason people go see Sylvester Stallone movies, read Tom Clancy novels, and watch sitcoms. It's mindless, harmless entertainment. Not everything has to be high art.
Her music just does not seem special enough to sell the way it does. It just goes to show all you need to do is be attractive to be a huge star. Just look at Shania or Britney. NOT popular for their music, I don't care what people argue. Shania Twain albums would not sell if she looked like Wynona Judd.
At least she writes her own music. Not saying I like her, but that's worthy of some respect. And I'd argue that Britney had (has?) a great pop voice.
Allow me to say, "Well, duh." Who wants to watch an overweight, unattractive woman sing your pop garbage du jour?