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8/26/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 26, 2016.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    My favorite gag from Blazing Saddles:


    I die every time Wilder scrubs the Sheriff's hands, turns the hands over and says, "See it's coming off!"


    edit: I should ban you Crown for not mentioning Herkermer Homolka, formerly of Romania.
     
    #181 Kubla Kahn, Aug 29, 2016
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  2. $100T2

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    I wish they would have had him re-do it.
     
    #182 $100T2, Aug 29, 2016
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    Anyone heard from dixie? Did he fuck up that wax job so bad she offed him?
     
    #183 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 29, 2016
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    Giant bush plus wax... He might never be seen again.
     
    #184 $100T2, Aug 29, 2016
  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    He must have the patience of a saint.

    I woulda just bought some hedge trimmers and been done with it.
     
    #185 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 29, 2016
  6. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    Nah, fire is always the way to go.
     
    #186 toytoy88, Aug 29, 2016
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    #187 $100T2, Aug 29, 2016
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    [​IMG]
     
    #188 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 29, 2016
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    I had no idea that was even a thing.
     
    #189 Nettdata, Aug 29, 2016
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    Tractors + fire is ALWAYS a thing.
     
    #190 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 29, 2016
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    Given enough boredom and materials, every piece of farm equipment will eventually become weaponized.
     
    #191 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 29, 2016
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    The Husband came to the bedroom last night and says "[friend] isn't getting married after all..."
    I ask why and he says to me, "you know why. Come on now..."



    This motherfucker. What. A. Dumbass.

    Finds GOOD women. Beautiful women. Wealthy women. Intelligent women. Somehow the women he finds are ALL OF THESE THINGS simultaneously....

    And he can't keep his dick in his pants and not chase the first bit of ass he sniffs.

    I'm glad she found out before they were married, and given how I feel about that asshole, I'm glad The Husbanf did too.
     
    #192 shimmered, Aug 29, 2016
  13. Rush-O-Matic

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    Pussy is a powerful thing that does not involve reason. At all.
     
    #193 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 29, 2016
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    My two year old has discovered his ball sack. He had just finished peeing on the potty and pulls the skin out and asked "what's this?" I told him it was his scrotum. Now he keeps talking about his "scrote." Boys are weird.
     
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    And he just took off his diaper and peed all over the kitchen floor. Jesus Christ.

    Yes, he should be in bed by now. We're all going to bed. Damn it.
     
    #196 abneretta, Aug 29, 2016
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    Bandit here, present and accounted for.

    Everything went well last night: I successfully waxed Jungle Julia's bikini line (with no problems or injuries, ANGEL), but we decided to let her bush grow out a little more before trying to shape it into an ace of spades (she asked me to trim her bush last week, so I went over it with a #3 trimmer attachment, so it's still kind of short).
    It was about this length before the trimming:
    That's not her, by the way. Jungle Julia has a black bush. This is just a photo from my "favorites" gallery.
    Bush - Nude - image-8.jpg
    She said that it wasn't painful at all, and she wants me to do her legs and armpits next.
     
    #197 dixiebandit69, Aug 29, 2016
  18. Rush-O-Matic

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    The FDA website indicates that cooked chicken will be okay for 3-4 days in the refrigerator, and you should not eat it after that. I can confirm that that is good advice.
     
    #198 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 30, 2016
  19. toddamus

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    Anyone here had chicken sashimi? I heard that if done right its delicious. I haven't heard that from anyone I know, I just completely made that up.
     
    #199 toddamus, Aug 30, 2016
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    I think you should let her return the favor and wax your package, everything is fair game including taint and shaft.
     
    #200 toddamus, Aug 30, 2016
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