This dirt bag lives about a mile from our house. His antics tied up the only viable alternative to the east bound 101 parking lot. er, freeway, for 12 hours. This road, Wells Drive, is used by hundreds of people to get to work/school and back. Thanks asshole.
Today my boss was drinking Metamucil. We proceeded to make fun of him for being a geriatric old man. He then told us about his issues with hemroids. I feel like I need to find a new job now.
I named mine your mom's conjoined twin. Why, you may ask? Spoiler Because it would take surgery to separate them.
All of these fucking hassles this ding-dong creates... Can't the police just put a fucking bullet it in his skull and plant a knife on him already? Even BLM wouldn't care, his last remaining use is to be ground up into fertilizer.
Chris Brown, that right there is how you fuck it all up. You were on top, you had the VMA performance that was breathtaking and having everyone call you the heir apparent to Michael Jackson (dont get all huffy, he was on a singles hit parade and is a ridiculous dancer, everything else aside) and you were dating fucking Rihanna. Then you had to go and light it all on fire. And then still got a second chance, your fucked up childhood bought you some sympathy and understanding, more hits...and then you had to full rise like a shitbag Phoenix from the ashes of your rap sheet. Fuck that guy.
If there's one thing I know it's that literally nothing can end a music career, including death. NOTHING. R. Kelly can molest children with golden showers, do "Trapped In The Closet" live and have fruitcake crying jags on stage all he wants, people will always keep requesting Home Alone or Ignition Remix. And people will also keep requesting Yeahx3 and Forever by Brown. Do you know how many times I've had a bridal party use that as their reception entrance song? At least twenty.
I wish he was a poster here. I could ban him. Lift ban. Repeat. What a fucking tool. And hey, if you don't remember this song, well let me remind you.
I never get the idea, don't you stir them into coffee or tea? Or do you just become a bear-like ape and begin slurping at it after buying it?
I may be totally backwards cause I am drunk but I was raised to never hit a female and if I even saw someone do that it was my manly duty to go kick that guy's ass. That may be a southern thing but I hit one girl in my life. She was my sister and after I hit her my dad whipped my ass even though he is blind. An I promise after a blind man whips your ass you know to never do whatever again.
Hell I've had women totally kick my ass, pull guns on me, actually left a bruise on my forehead from the pistol barrel, and been jumped; Yet I've still never hit a woman.. The worst I've ever done was knock the gun out of the girl's hand as I watch her sling my keys into the pasture