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8/26/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 26, 2016.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Well the username suits him.

    I don't care if it's a man or woman, someone pulls a gun on me I'm pulling mine out and shooting them.
     
    #261 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 1, 2016
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    My rule has always been to never hit a woman, unless she tries to bite your dick off. Then it's on till the break of fucking dawn, bitch.

    This has never happened to me, but it's the only situation I can think of where I could justify hitting a woman.
     
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    I'm somewhere in Kentucky, I think. Two and a half more hours until we make it to our destination.

    I'm fucking starving but I haven't seen any sign of civilization in a while, but then again I'm not sure what I expect from Kentucky.
     
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    #264 toytoy88, Sep 1, 2016
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    She may be too young to understand the photo. Abneretta google "Deliverence". I feel like I have done my old man good deed for the day.
     
    #265 Puffman, Sep 1, 2016
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    I'm the only one working at the gallery in the mornings this week and a group of, let's say, special needs adults came in with a caretaker and I talked with them a little about art and then one of them asked me out and I handled it really well and not awkwardly at all. Sure did.
     
    #266 audreymonroe, Sep 1, 2016
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    I'm both flattered and offended. Of course I got the reference. Who do you think I am?

    We've made it to Tennessee finally. My friend made me eat Wendy's for lunch though.
     
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    How difficult was it to say "yes"?
     
    #268 xrayvision, Sep 1, 2016
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    If he had one of those Down syndrome huge toungs probably not very.
     
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    I'm almost starting to regret NOT saying yes. It was the nicest way I've been asked out in a long time:

    "I think you're really pretty, will you get food with me?"

    "Oh! Um I well uh I'm the only one working here so uh I...can't! I'm so sorry!"

    Then the caretaker guy stepped in but maybe I missed my chance at true love, you know?
     
    #270 audreymonroe, Sep 1, 2016
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    They aren't capable of love.
     
    #271 xrayvision, Sep 1, 2016
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    Only cruel joy.
     
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    There is something inherently awkward about sitting on my couch checking Facebook and TiB while a middle aged Eastern European lady scrubs my toilet.
     
    #273 Angel_1756, Sep 1, 2016
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    You have to go poop in it as soon as she is finished to assert your dominance of the house. All without breaking eye contact.
     
    #274 jdoogie, Sep 1, 2016
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    I cannot use the bathroom with the door open. Not even if I'm home alone. That door is shut and locked before my pants hit the floor. Just in case of robbers.
     
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    To achieve true dominance, you have to use the middle aged Eastern European lady as a toilet.
     
    #276 toytoy88, Sep 1, 2016
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    It's not as fun if she likes it though.
     
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    It really becomes weird when after you use her as a toilet she turns herself into a bidet.
     
    #278 jdoogie, Sep 1, 2016
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    You should have selected a young, hot one. Then you could take photos to post to Facebook and TiB while she scrubs your toilet.
     
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    Update: The clowns are spreading and they're getting bolder:

    "Deputies in Greenville County said the clowns were initially seen in wooded areas, where they reportedly tried to encourage children to join them, but the situation escalated to reports that clowns were also knocking on the doors of homes."

    http://wreg.com/2016/09/01/upstate-clown-sightings-spread-to-spartanburg/
     
    #280 toytoy88, Sep 1, 2016
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