I want to burn this duck coop to the ground. My wife thinks it's funny to sit inside and have champagne and laugh at me while I try to do all this shit single-handedly. My family is the type that refuses to help out unless there is something in it for them, and even then they only do the bare minimum and usually just get in the way. In laws are down to help, but even if they're working with me at my house they always have some better way of doing it and are quite vocal about it and do not take kindly to suggestions that what they are saying might not work, in the physics sense... Just not worth the hassle. Sometimes it's easier just to buck up and do it yourself, even if it takes three times as long and leaves you exhausted. At least you know it'll be done right.
Well, I am going to cook after all. If making something in the pressure cooker counts as cooking. I had to run to the grocery store for garlic and ended up buying a Reese's pumpkin. Why do they have to keep those things at the register?
Why am I incapable of opening the cabinet door to throw bottle caps away? Apparently that's too much work, since I just found two sitting on the countertop directly above the trash can. I can't even blame my husband for it since I'm the only one who drinks Shiner in this house.
Hey y'all! Help us out! El husband is doing an extra credit project for his business stats class. He needs to survey 50 people with one simple question: Do you use an Android or Apple cell phone? Oh, and he also needs to know whether you are male or female....but I think I've got that part of the info covered mostly. Thanks in advance!
Drinking bloody Mary's at the airport. I'm so bummed this vacation is over...they always go by way too quickly. On the flip side, I don't think my wallet could handle much more. Hot damn, this area is expensive.
Google has a survey thing that could help you out. https://www.google.ca/forms/about/ also Android and male.
Fuck Apple and everything about them. That whole company can die in a fire. I'd rather blow a syphilitic homeless man than use one of their products. _________________ Sent from my iPhone
Wouldn't this be easier if you started a thread with poll questions? Just saying. Blackberry that can run Android, male.
Yay for siding! Yay for no more green house! The siding has been up on the front of the house and the second story (except for this side) for a while now. I'll be so glad when it's all up!
Wait is this actually a thing? I can remember maybe one Beej Ive got where the girls' titties weren't out. You make it sound like a rare treat?
As long as the same payment is not required to his brother and his buddies who are also putting up the siding. I do feel sorry for them out there though, it's 86 degrees and there are a lot of corners and short pieces to cut out around those windows.
Good news is I'm almost finished with it. Just gotta frame out the door, put a roof over the run (on the left) then chicken wire the whole damn thing.
I was just viciously attacked by bumblebees in my yard. I got stung in the face. It probably didn't help that it got caught in my hair and I was running around the yard flailing my arms. Apparently that is the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do...
Jesus. Y'all scared me for a moment there. In other news, Colin Kaepernick wants us to stop oppressing him. I wish someone would oppress me with $119 million.