Soccer is to Europeans what Guns are to Americans: Gotta have them, despite not making a whole lot of sense. Thus ends any commentary on Soccer. Ok, except this, if I had a kid, and he liked soccer, I'd beat him. Or her. Doesn't matter.
Smear the queer was a great game, I knocked my cousin headfirst into a steel shed breaking his nose, what a queer he was that day.
Loved this game as a kid. It was a great playground equalizer. Structure and rules always benefited the fastest or the biggest - which I was not. But, when the object was run like a banshee from point A to point B, throw elbows wildly, poke people in the eye as you were going down, and hold onto the ball - that I could do. Well, crap. Apparently I'm racist, as I first read that as "eating KFC watching the games." My bad, Parker. I think it was because somebody posted this in my FFL board earlier today and I had that on my mind.
Here. This is something that happened. Gynecologist sued after surgery leaves woman with a "too tight" vagina.
Here, I'll just post the news story itself so you don't have to follow Angel's poor excuse to a link and click on something else to get the full story. Bam, internet.
That article was probably sent around as a company memo. I bet Penthouse is going to send a group over to that doctor and call it a team building exercise.
Funny thing, I'm working on my masters in public health application, currently I'm working on the essays. Pubic health and public health are a simple typo away from each other. I'm really hoping not to make people think that my essays are about genitalia.
In retrospect, drinking a drink that you knew had been spiked with speed on a Wednesday night was probably never going to usher in a Utopian future. I made it through work on Thursday with aplomb, but given that it's now Friday and I still haven't slept, I feel today could be challenging. Rep to anyone who can distract me from the soul-crushing horror to follow.
Personally I'd be 10x more likely to read an essay on pubic health than public health. I also feel confident in saying that 90% of TiB shares my viewpoint.
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15209_the-10-most-insane-sports-in-world_p2.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cracked.com/article_15209_th ... ld_p2.html</a> The whole article is worthwhile, but check out the #1 entry. It's what you describe.
At my first college, the campus police was called Public Safety. We, of course, called them Pubic Safety, or the Pubes for short. As in, "Shit, dude, get out of the fountain! Here come the Pubes!" One time, I got called to appear before the Chief of Public Safety due to - let's just say, an incident. (Now, keep in mind, we called them the Pubes, but these guys were not rent-a-cops or grandpa security guards. Most of them had served in the military and/or other law enforcement agencies and were all deputies of the local County jurisdiction.) The Chief while I was there was retired from the sheriff's office, and about 50 at the time. And, a very serious dude. (Although, he looked a lot like Jim Nabors.) During the interview, when I was talking to him, I meant to say something like, "and then I got a call from Public Safety and so I came here." But, I said pubic. I stammeringly corrected myself, but the interview was all uphill after that. Good times.