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8/30/2013 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 30, 2013.

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  1. JoeCanada

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  2. iamduffy

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    So I'm in my cousins wedding tomorrow and I'm walking his dog down the isle
     
  3. bewildered

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    Hawaii wedding?
     
  4. toddamus

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    Is that a sexual innuendo?
     
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    Are you giving the dog away?

    Not that I'm judging you. Or your cousin. At all.
     
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    You make a perfectly logical point, but when you use the exact same words to justify knocking up a sidepiece to protect your wife's assets, suddenly logic and rationality goes out the window.
     
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    It's nice to see that there are buttons that offer a variety of fisting options.
     
  8. Angel_1756

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    I go for the biggest and baddest fist possible.

    I'm playing drunk blackjack with a fucking fool.
     
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    Gosh, Angel. TiB sparring with Freecorps, asshole massage at spa, fisting, and drunken blackjack. Best day ever?

    Note: autocorrect kept changing fisting to fishing.
     
  10. Angel_1756

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    I have to liven this shit up or else the leprechauns win.
     
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    FTFY
     
  12. Angel_1756

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    Bitch please.
     
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    You can tell it's still a subpar day for Angel because she isn't channeling Jennitalia.
     
  14. FreeCorps

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    Don't sing it, bring it.
     
  15. dixiebandit69

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    So I just had my second date with the Clown Girl. I think it went pretty well. Turns out that she and I like the same kind of music (including Johnny Cash!). That's always a plus.
     
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    No Hawaii wedding, and I didn't even know that the dog was involved until the preacher said so at the rehearsal, the dog is a doberman, hopefully he doesn't have to shit during the ceremony
     
  17. effinshenanigans

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    So, if you press play on the above video does anyone else get a little dialog box in the window that says "I fuck kids"? Or is it just me?

    I might be going away for a while.
     
  19. effinshenanigans

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    Sounds like ToyToy's virus got you, too.
     
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    Sounds more like the Sandusky Virus.
     
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