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8/30/2013 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 30, 2013.

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  1. Chellie

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    This. Bump that shit up, mods.
     
    #81 Chellie, Sep 1, 2013
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    Uh what? If she wants fresh sperm, shouldn't she be jerking you off or sucking it out of you? I don't get what you're cheering to beat off to porn when you're married. Maybe this is single guy thinking...but either way I find it sad.
     
    #82 Parker, Sep 1, 2013
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    So my buddy made Mimosas for the tailgating yesterday. He poured an entire bottle of vodka in it as well. You couldn't taste anything. We all got royally fucked up.
     
    #83 Kubla Kahn, Sep 1, 2013
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    This sounds oddly bitter and patronizing. Why the weird quip about peeing while sitting?
     
    #84 Juice, Sep 1, 2013
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    He wasn't allowed to pee standing up in his marriage.

    More like Ballsackless 4.0, amirite
     
    #85 Nom Chompsky, Sep 1, 2013
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    Because children can't be raised in a house where men are allowed to pee all willy nilly like they do when standing*.

    *the world according to the ex-MrsBallsack
     
    #86 mya, Sep 1, 2013
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    If you're trying to sell your house wouldn't you think that putting actual pictures of said house online would help with that?

    Went to 3 houses this weekend and not one of them looked anything like the pictures posted online, what do people think that they will trick people into buying the house?

    Fuck I am pissed, drove all over the county wasting my time and the realtor's time for nothing.

    Getting shitfaced tonight though, the hell with it.
     
    #87 Flat_Rate, Sep 1, 2013
  8. effinshenanigans

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    Fixed that for you.
     
    #88 effinshenanigans, Sep 1, 2013
  9. bewildered

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    Argh, I am getting nervous. We are leaving mid October and I still haven't had a reasonable/serious offer on my car. I just listed it a couple places other than craigslist, I really hope something happens.
     
    #89 bewildered, Sep 1, 2013
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    Population control comes in many forms.
     
    #90 PIMPTRESS, Sep 1, 2013
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    This is only going to hurt your sperm count, but have at it...
     
    #91 TJMax, Sep 1, 2013
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    Have you tried yelling at potential buyers?
     
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    Actually I read somewhere that you will have highest sperm count with regular sex. Absolutely no sex for awhile will depress your numbers, but so will have a shitton of sex over a short period of time.
     
    #93 bewildered, Sep 1, 2013
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    No, I just politely said I wasn't desperate enough. My mom said I should have responded with "Well I was asking 3k but for you? 4k!" But she is sort of bitchy sometimes.

    But c'mon. 3 separate offers for 1500? I would rather pay to have it shipped and have a reliable car than lose money on it and have to buy another one back home.
     
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    I'm curious as to how long it's been that his sperm might not be "fresh."
     
    #95 PIMPTRESS, Sep 1, 2013
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    Days since wedding?
     
    #96 bewildered, Sep 1, 2013
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    She was on her period and I take several different anti-depressants. It's like the perfect storm.
     
    #97 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 1, 2013
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    "Several anti-depressants?" How many is several?!
     
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    Jesus Christ, at that point why would you even want to have sex with each other? Sounds like the event might turn into a violent, bloody mess and end in tears.
     
    #99 bewildered, Sep 1, 2013
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    Three (PTSD sucks) plus an anti-brain seizure med (brain tumors also suck, even after they are taken out).
     
    #100 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 1, 2013
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