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8/30/2013 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 30, 2013.

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  1. TX.

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    I listed my bedroom set (bed frame, head & foot board, chest of drawers and dresser) about a month before I moved back to Texas. I sold everything I couldn't fit into my car. I didn't have any offers so I started dropping the price. 3 days before leaving town I dropped down to $300. A nice, upper middle class family bit and came to pick it up for their kid's room. Cue dumpy housewife's, "Hahahaha I've been sitting at home watching your price drop over the last few weeks hahahahahaha I'm just so excited we're getting a great deal for Tad's bedroom hahahaha. I do this all the time. I just bought a house in Puerto Rico over CL!!!!! WOW you really went down to nothing. I guess you're just trying to get rid of it!!!!" I'm fucking thrilled for you that you got an awesome deal, but excuse me for not joining in on the hysterical laughter. It's not like I actually need the money or anything. Please continue to gloat in front of me like a mongoloid. Fucking jackal.
     
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    Can we just hurry up and bomb Syria already?

    All this delaying is giving the 'Merican in me red-white-and-blue balls.
     
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    It's weird. I also have a bit of a war boner as well. When they start talking about having 5 or 6 destroyers chilling in the east Mediterranean just waiting for the order, I get half chubbed. It's funny because I'm not even that in favor of this particular mission because there's no real endgame. But the badass nature of thinking of 6 massively powerful warships all lined up makes me giddy.
     
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    France has a ship in the area as well, but I can't recall if it's a destroyer or aircraft carrier. Rumor has it the white flag has already been brought out in preparation of Syria, Russia, or China expressing their displeasure with this.
     
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    So this is really going to happen, huh? I guess I should start paying more attention to current affairs.
     
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    As much as I like having a big "America, FUCK YEAH!" war-boner, Syria is a lose-lose for us. First of all, who do we side with: the Al-Qaeda/Hamas backed Free Syrian Army or the Hezbollah/Iran backed Assad regime? The only thing both of them have in common is they hate us more than they hate each other.

    Unfortunately, our best option is to let both sides continue to kill each other and contain it to Syria. Taking action against one side or the other without a clear, stated goal is fucking stupid.
     
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    Please move all Syria talk to the newly created Sober Thread.

    Danke
     
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    [Moved to the syria thread]
     
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    It's 103 degrees at 9:00 at night. This is why summer blows.
     
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    I'm going to die from humidity.
     
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    I'm sure humidity isn't good for bedsores.
     
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    Today's XKCD was oddly poignant.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Boom Roasted?
     
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    Good thing I don't any.

    Just sent this to my nursing agency... yolo?
     
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    Sorry to inject superficiality into the drunk thread, but you know what makes great drunk food? The extra crunchy fish sticks from Gortons. Mr. Bell bought them one time for his kid, but she didn't like them. Too crunchy. But damned if they didn't taste fantastic when eaten late at night and drunk. Alas, I have eaten them all and now tonight I only have the regular kind of fish sticks to sate my needs. It will have to do.
     
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    Since we're on the topic of web comics. What is the name or could someone link that one posted here a few WDTs ago. I forget the name it looks like it was done in MS paint and was about a girl being super excited about doing grown up stuff like cleaning the house and going to the bank to pay her bills only to sour on it after a day or two. I always see the picture of her dancing excitedly after cleaning on message boards as people's avatar but I can't remember the comic's name....
     
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    Hyperbole and a Half.
    <a class="postlink" href="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com</a>
     
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    Another family reunion in the pipe. I'm fucking bagged.

    T-minus 5 days and counting to Jamaica. Oh fuck yes.
     
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