My bad. Terrible wordyness on my part. The point is, Will Smith's kids. I don't have to say anything else.
Am I supposed to be enthusiastic about this Nyad swimming thing? I don't get it. The media is like 'it's about a dream!!!!' What if the dream is retarded and pointless? Much like many of mine. Do people have to get enthusiastic about that too?
If you need a jellyfish mask and shark repellent, maybe nature's telling you to find another place to swim.
Yes. Exactly like this. Good for Nyad and all, but there are easier ways to get a mojito. Hundreds of Cubans and Haitians do that same journey every year on a couples planks of plywood lashed together. Somewhere, some old Cuban is pissed off that he did the same swim and got deported for his trouble.
"Een America Hector, there are oranges on every tree! We weel work for your uncle Veector driveeng boats that go fast to Bahama and back and we bleach down every night for big moneeee!" You have to give it to him, Elian was a hard core little motherfucker. He made that sociopathic, baritone-voiced giraffe lesbian send in the Heavy to take his brown ass back down to Havanatown. How fortunate it was to share that tender moment where in the weirdest coincidence there also happened to be an associated press photographer visiting that very bedroom that very night.
It reminded me of my dream of jacking off 6 times in one day. I have yet to reach that dream but she pushes me on. I feel the journey is at least as arduous as hers.
You must have had frisky girlfriends as a teenager. Those were times when tennis elbow can be accomplished sans racket. Be it as it may, I wish you fond wishes as you continue on your brave and noble of quests. May I recommend Phoebe Cates emerging dripping wet from a swimming pool?
Jesus fucking christ there is endless hours of free hardcore porno and you recommend a half assed nudie scene? If I am going to push past this I am going to need the porno equivalent of shark repellant and slow moving guide boat to cross the finish line.
This is America. All of our dreams are retarded and pointless. There are people in this country aspiring to be the next Snooki. Speaking of which, I can't tell if Joseph Gordon-Levitt's new movie is making fun of the Jersey Shore fanbase or cashing in on it. Either way, it looks like he's playing The Situation except the way The Situation thinks people see him.
Shark Repellant! Secret Word! Spoiler I am well aware that it is in fact two words, thank you ahead of time Mr./Ms. Smartypants.
Yeah, and hula hooping for 100 hours straight may well be 'an accomplishment.' Doesn't mean it's one worth doing.
Looks like Ariel Castro did himself in. One way or another he was going to die in jail, I guess he decided to do it himself than get beat to death.
The beauty of Facebook is that there is so much entertainment in the form of the stupid making public declarations, cliched quotes, and attention whoring. The downside is that you realize a little more each day just how stupid the average person really can be. Their attempts at being deep and meaningful are completely cut short by the atrocious lack of grammar, spelling, and sentence structure. In short, I want the girl from that Facebook posting that you posted to die in a fire.