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8/30/2013 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 30, 2013.

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  1. Wadget

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    Yeah I noticed that only once I posted it, but I figure it's her own fault for having the nerve to like her own post, right?
     
    #161 Wadget, Sep 4, 2013
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    Please. The Calvin and Hobbes version is a real philosophy to live by.
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    #162 littlefoot789, Sep 4, 2013
  3. Crown Royal

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    Facebook provides a very important service: masturbating to your high school girlfriends if they didn't get fat.
     
    #163 Crown Royal, Sep 4, 2013
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    Ok, I see jokes about this all the time and I just need to check... y'all are JOKING with this right? Even the horn dogs of the TiB don't actually get it up and get it off to Facebook pictures.... right?
     
    #164 Chellie, Sep 4, 2013
  5. effinshenanigans

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    Who beats off to Facebook pictures--or any picture anymore, for that matter?
     
    #165 effinshenanigans, Sep 4, 2013
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Ha ha, of course not.

    Just your avatar. I always aim for that cup.

    What?
     
    #166 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 4, 2013
  7. Crown Royal

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    Prisoners and guys who wear their ex's old cheerleader uniform around the house?
     
    #167 Crown Royal, Sep 4, 2013
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    I stopped once I accidentally clicked on a photo, and orgasmed just as I looked into my own eyes.
     
    #168 guernica, Sep 4, 2013
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    Well I'm in Chicago with the girlfriend. It's like Canada but everyone spells things a bit weird. And they're called munchkins, not timbits.

    If anyone has any suggestions, pass them along. And if you're a Chicago idiot, and you see a tall white guy in a gray t shirt with a short Asian girl, do me a favour and don't say hi.
     
    #169 ghettoastronaut, Sep 4, 2013
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    Wow, that was cool. No wonder everyone likes you.
     
    #170 toddamus, Sep 4, 2013
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    Go check out the Bean, it's both historically and architecturally significant. And extremely interesting.
     
    #171 guernica, Sep 4, 2013
  12. effinshenanigans

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    Sounds like someone has a big Wednesday ahead of them.
     
    #172 effinshenanigans, Sep 4, 2013
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    No the weirder part is finding the porn star that approximates the girl you hooked up with and throwing that into the mix.
     
    #173 Kubla Kahn, Sep 4, 2013
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    My last 3 gfs in college all had semi-notable porn stars that looked enough like them that they could be sisters. That was interesting.
     
    #174 JWags, Sep 4, 2013
  15. Crown Royal

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    You can always count on this place for opening doors in the mind that nobody asked to have open in the first place.
     
    #175 Crown Royal, Sep 4, 2013
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    What's weirder is I can remember you posting about this before.
     
    #176 Wadget, Sep 4, 2013
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    I like to find pornstars that look like girls I know. Elaina Raye looks exactly like my bartender friend, only 9 inches shorter. My best friend's wife has a porn doppleganger. I've seen a couple others that are damn near dead ringers for friend's girlfriends.
     
    #177 iczorro, Sep 4, 2013
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    [​IMG]
     
    #178 Kubla Kahn, Sep 4, 2013
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    Okay admit it. Even though Kanye has become inexplicable in a lot of ways, Golddigger is still a hilarious and endlessly playable song.
     
    #179 Currer Bell, Sep 4, 2013
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    I'm loving this psychiatrist and all the psychotropic drugs he's trying on me.

    Next up - Ritalin.
     
    #180 scotchcrotch, Sep 4, 2013
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