I'm sure you could get a constant red light, I know how buckeye fans are, everything is red and silver, even their crappers. I have to imagine if a buckeye fan pissed red they'd be stoked, even happier if it was silver. Nevermind seeing a doctor, they'd probably brag to their friends and want to show them.
El preggo has called our toilet light a "life saver" on more than one occasion. I think she means lives, plural, but the point stands. People can make fun of it all they want, but it's awesome
Mr pibb is like that bastard child you have to accept because you married its mother. If that's all the theaters have, then you take it. But Dr Pepper, especially from the can, is the way to go. As @TX. Hinted at, it's a Texas thing, like big red and barbacoa. If you live in Texas and deal with the heat, after a long day working in the yard, nothing tastes better than a Dr Pepper. It's in our blood.
Congratulations to katokoch on his wedding to his one true love. Meanwhile, I just held my vibrator for so long my fingers are now numb.
Were you reading the bible? Or was that Angel? Im losing track. Speaking of yeast, anyone have any experience with making their own sourdough starters? I am giving my first one a shot. How often should I be feeding and what amounts of water/flour?
Wait who got married? It you're holding onto your vibrator for so long you go numb, maybe its time to look for a better vibrator. Have you been using it for an hour and still not having fun?
Please, respect my identity. I was reading the Torah. Not to brag or anything but what's even the point of masturbating if you stop after only one orgasm?
Apparently I'm in the catering business now? Despite making brisket and ribs for only my family, somehow I guess the reputation has spread and I got a request to do brisket for a certain politician's Xmas party. And they were shocked when I said I'd donate it (they were gonna do it on the taxpayer's dime which doesn't sit right for me) despite me agreeing with basically nothing Texas has done politically. Hell I'm still just like 90% of the way there where I want my brisket, but I guess if I have enough friends over and tell them to bring their friends law of averages says someone of consequence might show up? Now I just need to perfect that last 10 percent.
So one company has won me over as being the best. Its Orvis, and here's why, they advocate for adopting senior dogs, and honestly, senior dogs are usually a much better option than a puppy http://www.orvis.com/news/dogs/benefits-adopting-senior-dog/ Puppies are cool, but when I get ready to have a dog, I'm looking for something thats a bit calmer, past the chewing stage, more at the classic faithful lab stage
Yeah but senior dogs just don't bring in the girls like puppies do. My senior dog barely moves off the couch all day. Cheese wrappers just get her to look my way, that's about it.
If anyone cares about country music, Brett Eldridge's album just dropped and it is amazing. He's a fun personality on social media and he certainly has some stories to tell. To hear them to music, is beautiful. This is what country music should be.
Orvis is an amazing company. The ONLY thing I've heard people bitch about is how expensive their stuff is, but it's all I'll buy any more, and it is incredibly high quality. Their lifetime replacement warranty is crazy... used it once, no questions asked... just called them, told them I'd accidentally closed my truck tailgate with the rod tip sticking out and snapped it off, and they said, "no worries, we'll send you a new one." My rod was so old they didn't sell it any more, so they gave me three newer, better options to choose from, and then over-nighted it to me using FedEx... all at their cost. Orvis... expensive, but worth every penny, in my opinion.