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8/5/2016 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 5, 2016.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    What do you have against garlic butter?
     
    #181 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 10, 2016
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    Only WOPs eat garlic butter. They come over here without jobs and expect America to take them in and support them.
     
    #182 toddamus, Aug 10, 2016
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    S...Say again?
     
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    You shut your whore mouth, garlic butter is delicious. My ethnicity is beside the point.
     
    #184 Trakiel, Aug 10, 2016
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    I'm half Italian and my wife is full Sicilian (because they're dirty and not real Italians), and can confirm. Garlic Butter is guinea shit.
     
    #185 Juice, Aug 10, 2016
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    Two of our ducks just got here. A month early. I am in no way prepared for this.

    Right now they're sitting in my office in a horse trough makeshift incubator.
     
    #186 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 10, 2016
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    Is it appropriate to cut the sleeves off of the shirt? It's probably more redneck to wear a shirt with a giant hole than to cut the sleeves off. Right?
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    #187 abneretta, Aug 10, 2016
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    Somewhere Rush is stopping whatever conversation he's having in real life and inexplicably(to the people around him) screaming "A TIT! A TIT!" and running out of the room.
     
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    Eat them. Problem solved.
     
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    If you want to have a sauce thats American how about a little ranch. The redneck within me thinks there's nothing that ranch can't make better. In reality I despise ranch and won't touch it. I think I have an inner conflict going on.
     
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    Ducks are pretty good. I've never had baby ducks however...I bet they're more tender.
     
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    Ranch is disgusting. It's almost as gross as mayonnaise. Almost.
     
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    Please don't talk about mayonaise. I'm not kidding. When I read that I almost gagged a bit. Mayo, and fancy mayo aka aioli do not work for me ever.
     
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    Sleeveless is the way to go, bro. More comfort helps when giving the room ocular pat-downs.


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    Funnily enough, the thumbnail shows nipple shadow better than the full-size... so I imagine him perplexed, switching back and forth, with a "what magic is this?" look on his face.

    Baby duck is a rather acceptable mimosa ingredient as long as you get over the colour.

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    Allord please stop.

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    Ive moved on from ranch, too pedestrian now. As Joey "Coco" Diaz says, it's Bleu Cheese or Fuck ya Motha.

    Youre a girl, doesnt anyone know how to sew anymore? My first ever concert shirt (Static X woop woop) became my first gym cut off after I wore the shit out of it and got one of those under arm holes. It is such a soft and comfortable shirt Ive never gotten rid of it even though there are hole worn in every place that doesnt have print. I wear it around the house on lazy sundays but much less frequently to preserve what is left. I finally found another shirt from the same tour and snatched it up on ebay for less than I paid for the original. Couple sizes to big but I might could just be buried in that comfy motherfucker.
     
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    As if I am that predictable. Pshaw.

    I was thinking, aw, that hole was almost in the right location.
     
    #198 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 10, 2016
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    Holes are trashy. Cutting sleeves is redneck. There is a difference.
     
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    I can sew, kind of, but I wouldn't waste my time on a 13 year old concert shirt that has burn holes from welding in ag class and the neck is frayed. The only reason I still have it is because it's comfortable to sleep in. I don't even like Kenny Chesney anymore.
     
    #200 abneretta, Aug 10, 2016
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