It's the best internet weirdo family. The best. I wasn't trying to peer pressure anyone. I was just pointing out a fact and also encouraging people to post their naughty bits. (Not those naughty bits, no PMs please.) Now I'm going to bed because I've probably done enough damage for the night. I also have to be at work at 6:30 and I should probably turn in anyway.
Jesus Christ, does anybody know a good time machine repairman about two years from now near Cleveland?
I knew a guy back in the 80s who could get those things running, if only you had a time machine to go back then and hit him up.
And I was wrong... I was thinking Masonville, not Galleria. So no Apple Store, and my mom didn't go there. Still fucking nuts.