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8/5/2016 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 5, 2016.

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  1. Juice

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    Sounds like a typical wife at home during boys weekend.
     
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    Pearl Jam. Which is weird bc McLovin was probably born in the early 90s, right? I assume the average age of a PJ concert-goer is at least 40.
     
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    As a person born in the late 80s who has been to a Pearl Jam concert, I am deeply offended.
     
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    I just looked him up on IMDB, he's two years younger than I am. McLovin has good taste in music.

    I got so excited when I saw that Temple of the Dog was doing a tour this year, until I saw that they were only hitting major cities. I live in the middle of nowhere and the closest one was way too far. Now they're all sold out anyway but damn it, I was so excited for about two minutes.
     
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    I think my last concert was Monsters of Rock in 1988. Kingdom Come, Dokken, Metallica, Scorpions, Van Halen.

    A buddy showed up at my house about 9AM and banged on my door till I answered it. I'd been out drinking heavily until 1 or 2 AM the night before. I know I yelled "Fuck off!" several times before I actually got out of bed and opened the door. Once I opened the door I screamed "Go fuck yourself!" straight in his face. He laughed at me. I hated that fucker more then anyone on the face of the Earth at that point.

    Then he pushed past me and laid out a couple of lines on my kitchen table. Woosh, woosh, and I was ready to go. Into the shower I went.

    A few more lines and we were on our way. It was a 75 mile drive to Spokane and I knocked back a 12 pack plus on the drive. I was feeling happy.

    We pulled into the parking lot, met up with some buddies, climbed in the back of the pick ups and continued drinking. Right up until the security guard came up and said "You need to pour those out." We had 2 big coolers full of beer.

    One of my friends asked "Can we pour them down our throat?" The security guard answered "You have 2 minutes." I think he did this more for his own amusement then actual compassion. I have no idea how many beers I downed before he said "Time! Pour the rest out."

    On the walk in we saw a guy with beer and one of my buddies bought one for $1 because "They're going to make you pour them out." I drank half of it and it immediately came right back out like a fountain. Apparently I was full.

    I spent the next 7 hours in 94 degree weather hating life and dehydrating. By the time the Scorpions had finished, I and my cohorts had had enough. Van Halen was actually Van Hagar and not worth hanging around for. It was 7PM. We immediately refilled our coolers, started drinking and drove home. I got home at 8AM. Somewhere along the line I came back to life. I think it was the 8 ball we picked up somewhere along the line.

    I have no idea why I'm still alive sometimes.
     
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    Ditto. They aren't playing anywhere near me...disappointing...it would've been amazing!

    One of the lowlights so far has been one of the guys pissing the bed. This guy does that at least once a year. And he's married with two kids. That's one of many reasons why I would never put my home on Airbnb.
     
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    The fuck? Adult bed wetter?
     
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    So your husband is in Boston tonight? They're playing at Fenway all weekend.
     
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    My kids are still running around literally screaming. The boy has stolen the girl's Twilight Sparkle pony and is running around the house playing keep away. I'm so glad it's starting to get dark earlier so these heathens won't fight bedtime so hard.
     
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    Reese Witherspoon's boobies have never gotten the appreciation they deserve. She's only shown them once, but dear God were they glorious in 1998.
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    Now one kid is asleep and the other is quizzing me about what color Thomas the Tank Engine is. My Friday nights used to be much more exciting.
     
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    I'm remotely editing a database for work. 25 year old me would beat current day me senseless if they ever crossed paths.
     
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    She showed them in Wild. That was 2014.
     
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    Blue.

    Donald and Duck are black. Percy is green. Trevor is orange.
     
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    I feel like you probably keep a spreadsheet of all boobies shown in cinematic history so that you can refer to it in moments like this.
     
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    Isn't that the film based on the book about hiking the Pacific Trail (Or whatever it's called)? The one from the Mexican border to Washington. It was a good read.

    I get to watch my Mariners play tonight with ace King Felix pitching. 3 minutes in and he's walked two and then given up a 3 run HR to Mike Trout.

    Yay Mariners.
     
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    No need. Mr. Skin does that for me.

    Kidding. I have a file box with index cards.
     
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    Two questions:

    1.) Why can't I stop watching Elementary? It's essentially just a crime procedural, right? Why am I binge watching it?

    2.) Am I supposed to find Jonny Lee Miller attractive? I most definitely do. I don't know if it's the tattoos or the fact that Sherlock is a know it all and I apparently have a thing for know it alls. He's no Benedict Cumberbatch but I really like his take on the Sherlock character.
     
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    Go look up Mr Smith. Only a single season but a hell of a performance.
     
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    It's the forehead isn't it? It is impressive.

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    My boy Mike Zunino just hit a 3 run HR and the M's are up 6-3 in the bottom of the first. It's kind of sad to watch Tim Lincecum, who used to be one of the best in the game, get beat down like this. Poor guy is only 32 and he's done.
     
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