I don't even have a hangover. I had like four beers last night, went to mix a drink but ended up having a glass of water instead. It might have had something to do with the fact that both kids had crawled into bed with us so I had approximately three inches of bed to leverage myself up with. I have my coffee now though, so all is right in the world.
Thats a good version minus the drummer on the djembe looking like an idiot. I really want to see them in Chicago but tickets are 200+ for shit seats on stub hub.
I've got mine, too. It's crazy the difference it makes to my mornings. Do you also have bacon? Coffee goes really well with bacon. LETS BOND OVER BACON K?
I don't have bacon! How do I not have bacon? Now I have to go to the store so that we can bond over bacon, and also so that I can eat bacon. Then I'm coming back home to make bacon and probably biscuits and gravy because that sounds really good right now too.
Ooh oh! Only if your gravy has sausage in it. Now I'm hungry. ....I just realized that I have biscuit dough in the fridge. And obviously I have the other ingredients. Obviously. Bye y'all.
I have always been unsure if there really is a god, but men's water polo is leading me into believing.
Whichever one of y'all finishes making biscuits, gravy and bacon first, please FedEx same day some to me. Kthxbai
I just realized that sausage and gravy looks like cancer but if you've had it before, you know how good this is.
You can't photograph B&G to look good, it's a proven fact. I do promise that it tastes delicious though.
Going to the grocery store for a few racks of babybacks. Wife decided she wants bacon. "Pick up two pounds of bacon so you can fry that for lunch." Best words I've ever heard.
We're heading out to go school shopping. I'll meet you all back here later for cocktails, five minutes into the trip I can tell you that I'll need a few when we get back.
I am assuming she means because the "mens" are all sexy and stuff, ergo created by a higher power. Mya, last Olympics, one of the water polo ladies had her bathing suit snatched off to reveal her boob on live TV, so maybe you'll get lucky with a similar incident. The important thing is to not stop watching so you don't miss it.