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8/5/2016 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 5, 2016.

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  1. abneretta

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    I have a few hours to myself again! I just made a whiskey sour with egg whites because I'm fancy or something. (I'm also trying to Julie and Julia my way through a cocktail recipe book.) It is delightful.
     
    #161 abneretta, Aug 9, 2016
  2. audreymonroe

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    I know it's holding me back from being the coolest I can be but damnit I just can't get into raw egg whites in cocktails. It freaks me out.

    (But I'm not particularly into eggs in general.)
     
    #162 audreymonroe, Aug 10, 2016
  3. dixiebandit69

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    Hell yeah. My tickets came in today. Opeth and The Sword in Houston. Tickets 3.jpg .
     
    #163 dixiebandit69, Aug 10, 2016
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    I'll go on record as saying that she's fucking hot and Pablo is a moron
     
    #164 iczorro, Aug 10, 2016
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    What else would you expect from 4chan?

    Maybe a lil bit schadenfreude-y but I did get a giggle out of this:

     
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  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    That'll teach her to get the cover with the fish on it . . .
     
    #166 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 10, 2016
  7. shegirl

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    You hunt, fish and kill shit. You even eat the shit you kill....and you, giggle? Nuh uh.
     
    #167 shegirl, Aug 10, 2016
  8. katokoch

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    I'm well rounded.
     
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    Yeah no thanks. I dont touch egg nog for this exact reason.
     
    #169 Juice, Aug 10, 2016
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    When you have ultimate dominion over something, and a .44 magnum, everything is trivial to the point of laughter.
     
    #170 Kubla Kahn, Aug 10, 2016
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Now, if the dolphin had pulled the lady's tube top down, THAT would've been worth a giggle.
     
    #171 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 10, 2016
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    Dolphins are smart as fuck. That guy knew exactly what he was doing.
     
    #172 JWags, Aug 10, 2016
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    He giggles when he kills things.
     
    #173 toddamus, Aug 10, 2016
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    Well, where was he going to plug it in?
     
    #174 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 10, 2016
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    Their level of intelligence and social skills are astonishing. My wife and I swam with a bunch of them in Cuba. A trainer snapped his fingers, and two of them picked me right out of the water, I was standing on their faces like a human period as they beat their tails so hard THEY were half out of the water. Then they suddenly threw me like a ragdoll, me fully flipping twice before smacking the lagoon. When I resurfaced the fucking beasts were LAUGHING at me with that otherworldly cackle that they make. "They really ARE laughing at you!!" jabbed the trainer. He whistles once and they pick me up again and swim me back to the dock while keeping me in a comfortable standing position. As a final joke one of them leaps on the dock as you're exiting to prevent you from leaving and starts shrieking at you.

    Even the wild ones are like friendly children. They just jump around, kill prey with their face and party. Wonderful creatures. And they taste divine.
     
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    I know in the first sentence you're talking about the dolphins. Are the next three about friendly children?
     
    #176 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 10, 2016
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    Crown, the Canadian Cannibal
     
    #177 toddamus, Aug 10, 2016
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    Wait, you've eaten dolphin? Because I've always wanted to.
     
    #178 dixiebandit69, Aug 10, 2016
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    If you grill them with the a little garlic butter basted on them, they taste just like bald eagle.
     
    #179 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 10, 2016
  20. toddamus

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    Get out of America now.

    Maybe Crown hasn't caught onto this but dolphin is also a type of fish.
     
    #180 toddamus, Aug 10, 2016
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