ftfy i just find it interesting that when someone says something that toes the line of outrage, they can either backpedal faster than richard sherman or really go with it depending on the reaction. for the record, men have it worse. women of all shapes and sizes will be able to find someone to have sex with them. if you don't believe me, google search the most heinous looking woman you can find and post an ad on craigslist. if you haven't gotten 10 dick pics in an hour, buy a lottery ticket. men of all shapes and sizes have to compete with each other. those that lose buy fleshlights and start watching anime.
good point, what do doctors, athletes, and successful musicians have in common? so if an ugly guy wants to get laid by something decent, he just needs to have a fuck ton of money, otherwise he may be stuck scouring craigslist for a date
Re: How to die during foreplay alas, i don't have permission to view that photo. i'm going to assume i should be thankful. jj, i went back and read 'wildered's original post: if you can't tell which part of that post she switched to using black humor, i don't think you've been paying much attention on tib. what i find interesting is what people will let go or not consider tasteless, and when they get outraged around here. you can tell when somebody hits a nerve. (and, i am including myself in this, as i have done the same thing.)
i thought it was reasonably obvious that i wasn't completely serious. i either need to work on my e-sarcasm or you need to tweak your antenna, one or the other. what you're saying was what el husband said--but like one of my earlier posts said, how men and women experience sex makes a big difference. women tend to tie a lot of emotions into their sexual experiences whereas men legitimately need to get off periodically. just because a woman can find someone to bang doesn't mean it is what she needs over the period of her life. thanks dear. had me doubting my humor choices there for a minute.
enh, politicians are still rich. women don't get off to the idea of dating the county comptroller, they want a fucking us senator. and well fireman, thats just a fantasy for women, most those guys are pretty average looking. its like when guys think of sorority girls, they not all hot girls having a pillow fight.
Re: How to die during foreplay i can tell just fine. i can also tell when someone says something to test their audience. that's what that second to last sentence in the post seemed like to me. maybe i'm just ovulating and hormonal. i don't know. i don't like making or seeing broad statements like that because i've never been in everybody's shoes. and i'm certainly not the type to tell people what they should or shouldn't be doing. rush, stop posting pictures of me.
you're making his point though. there's nothing attractive about that guy other than his being a senator. i guarantee if he wants to, he goes to an upscale bar in northern va and picks up a woman waaay out of his league, and young enough to be his daughter. hell, he could probably have someone on his staff do it and bring her back to his hotel/condo/wherever he stays in dc. people are funny.
i don't think i am. i've posted my picture here before. i definitely feel like i'm a case study on how much your self-esteem affects your attractiveness to people. when i hear people joke about ugly people in certain contexts, i think, "why kick a group of people while they're down? to make yourself feel better? go fuck yourself."
i guess i should stop making dead baby jokes, too. i mean they are already dead. how much more can they bear?!
i guess it would be uncouth of me to admit that my ninja blender makes fetus smoothie making a breeze.