explaining to my kids that they can't wrestle with the new dog because duke will freak out takes some very precise speech.
why is a baby's weight such an obsession? how large was your infant? i demand to know the mass of this child. only one fact is important: can it take a punch?
i mean. there's kinda bragging rights. there are some ginormous babies being born - i mean. if you fathered an 11lb child, 22" long, you'd be proud too, or if you birthed it, you'd brag too, right?
yeah, but you're basically broadcasting the fact that you now have a vagina that looks like it had a blasting cap go off inside of it.
if i were a vagino-american, i probably wouldn't be bragging about having the ability to twirl a baton inside me, but at the same time being able to park a tallship between one's legs without the mast chaffing you is an incredible accomplishment. my kid could fit comftorably inside an 11 oz. beer can when she was born. it wasnt much of me bragging as it was "how the fuck is she alive?!?" nicu workers are magic-wielders.
i'm jealous that you got a second doggie friend. i am in love with a girl on petfinder https://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/29566415/ and want so badly to go meet her. just look at her face
speaking of girth that's almost the exact quote posted on facebook by this one girl i dated the night after we did it for the first time.
some of us (me) can't do natural childbirth. and all my kids were a tidy 7 lbs. that face! bewildered - i hope you can get her. she's a doll.
or if it's okay to point and laugh. oh sorry, you were thinking of the fish analogy there. i was thinking of something else. after reading these past several pages i've decided i can't get fat, ever be ugly, and am strangely happy i've had 3 cesareans because apparently vaginas get judged. who knew? before i had kids, one of my coworkers told me that after she had a kid she asked her husband if he felt a difference in her um, roominess and he said that he did. but she kind of knew anyway because her super tampons weren't as effective as they used to be. i wasn't quite sure how to respond to that so i came up with the brilliant response of "really?". really now rush? all of sudden, you're just, i don't know, so much more attractive to me. soooooo, *twirls hair* what's your favorite color?
the length and weight are fine, i guess. knowing a baby's weight is a pretty common thing - if you lose your birth certificate, for example, in ontario, part of the information they'll ask to issue you a new one is your recorded weight when you were born. interesting. what bugs me are the birth announcements that i've seen - and this is at work - with the information about how many hours of labour the mother went through, whether or not an epidural was used, how dilated her cervix was, etc. like, shit guys, that is not kosher to distribute in an office-wide e-mail. sure, i want to know that the little one was born and that both the kid and mom are doing alright. but nobody needs to start off a meeting with "well, so-and-so's baby was born. she had to have a c-section after 28 hours of labour", followed by "awww.... that was so not her birth plan!" from the peanut gallery. and i'm not saying this as "eww, birth is gross and lady parts are disgusting!" sort of thing. i like to think i'm a professional and i've observed a c-section without vomiting or fainting or anything. but just because you're having a baby doesn't mean you waive all rights to privacy and confidentiality.
Re: speaking of girth hey, that ice bucket challenge thing is going so well, i was trying raise awareness for that disease that impacts so many: fingernail cancer.
yes pits do have quite the cute smile. im thinking out my next dog. hopefully won't have to get one for a while. ive been thinking a dobe since one of my friends breeds them and they are crazy cool personality wise. i've also kind of always preferred bitches too. something about the dogs redk rocket laying against things i might be laying on later. plus male dog's belly rubs can't be as vigorous, just not enough surface space with the wiener there.
god help me, sometimes i find humor in online dating. fuck you, yes i'm on one of those dumb sites because i find it annoying picking up girls at the bars. whenever i see a series of photos of a girl that are always from the shoulders up, there's only one conclusion, she's hiding something, and a lot of it. i appreciate the fact they're trying to show flattering photos, but if people are honest, part of the reason to post photos on these sites is to show your physique. apparently indirectly they still did without knowing.