Just saw Norm's act in Vancouver, and he killed it. And from 100 feet away he still looks pretty good! I think the guy's a genius, but to each their own. (Just joking Nerds, you're objectively wrong.) I forget who said it, but the best description I've heard of him is "he's the smartest guy in the room pretending to be the dumbest guy in the room."
He has to be one of the most polarizing comics ever. He's never bothered me and he's cracked me up but the people who don't like Norm McDonald seem to hate him with a passion. Like the way Redsox fans feel about Yankees fans.
What a shitty summer. I haven't had any fun since I escaped from the chains in Nett Daddy's basement nearly 3 months ago. I thought it was a bad scene in the moment, but boredom is worse. Perhaps I'll get lucky and get carjacked or robbed tomorrow. Just SOMETHING to talk about.
Hands down, the best celebrity interview ever. It's not even Norm's interview. You can either see it as saving it, or putting it out of its misery. "I got a good name for it 'BOX OFFICE POISON.'"
What. The. Fuck. http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/30016142/police-man-shot-after-ride-to-convenience-store
Well I would say this happens on dating/hook up site. Women set up robberies, but the article makes it sound likethe gunmen got out of the dudes car and shot him
Saw St. Paul and the Broken Bones last night....do yourself a favor and watch them. Dude has some serious pipes. Alabama Shakes for $40 Friday night? Don't mind if I do....
Not to sound like the typical old person who doesn't understand all the lingo the young people are using these days, but what the fuck is a "bae"?
I think it means best at everything, and people use it to refer to their significant other, best friend, etc.
It means "before anyone else" and it is used to refer to anyone from a significant other to best friend to guy you're maybe kinda going steady with.
It's nice passing out with this window open. I get a good feel for what time everything went black. I've been Icing* this guy for a couple months now, randomly. He got me back last night with a 4 Loko. The escalation will end horribly. I'm slightly hurty today and have to help my friend move in an hour. *Icing is the juvenile practice of forcing someone to drink an entire Smirnoff Ice when presented with the diabetes inducing bottle.
Icing is the worst. Me and my buddies used to be absolutely ruthless with it. It wasn't a matter of if, it was a matter of when you would get iced over the course of a night. My stomach hurts thinking about it now.
I rarely like my booze to be sweet, but there has been a couple times in the past I paired the grape flavored Smirnoff Ice with Smirnoff whipped cream vodka for a treat that tastes exactly like a Sonic grape cream slush.
I remember the first time someone introduced me to the concept: Friend- (hands me the bottle) You Just got fucking iced! Me- Ha, no thanks, I'm good. Friend- No, no, you have to drink the whole thing, that's what you do when you get iced! Me- Yeah sure, I'll pass, thanks. Friend- But you have to, that's the rules! Me- Or what? Friend- (long pause)...just be a good sport and drink the fucking thing. Me- Go fuck yourself. 1/2 hour later: Me (with a plastic cup full of warm tequila)- You just got Cuervo'd, motherfucker! Friend- Fuck you, that's not how it works!
I was sort of dating a girl recently who regularly drank Smirnoff Ice's casually like others would drink a beer. I made fun of her and god "OH, BUT THE PEACH BELLINI FLAVOR IS SO GOOD!" That was one of a few red flags. This weekend I attended my first wedding solo. Not "without a date", as in I knew nobody but the bride and groom, and as a coworker of the bride, not an old friend. Cocktail hour was very awkward, I just did my best to keep moving. As most weddings seem to be for me these days, most of the attendees were couples so its not exactly to bomb into a group of 2-3 couples and just start chatting away. Fortunately, I was seated at a pretty great table who were all friendly and I assimilated into the guy group post dinner and ended up having a great time. I also befriended the aunt and uncle of the groom on the shuttle to the reception, as well as their 3 mid-20s daughters. That paid dividends when it came to dancing and their mom getting tipsy and talking about how I was the greatest. Ended up hitting it off with the middle daughter and apparently made enough progress that she told the best man (groom's older brother and her cousin) to fuck off when he aggressively tried to cockblock me at the bar post reception. (Apparently 30 is FAR too older to be hitting on a 25 year old). Should have called his room to escort her back in the morning as she left mine at 9AM, but I try to be a gracious victor. All in all a really fun time, well done wedding, and a relief after the minor anxiety I felt realizing that non of the other few invited coworkers were attending.