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9/13/13 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 13, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Henry Cavill is a charmless actor. He was a decent superman but sucked in everything else.

    Hardy could be good, he'd easily be the youngest and best-looking. I don't think a midget has played Bond before so he'd have that going for him as well.

    That's right TiBettes. All the guys you think are hot: Tom Hardy, Mark Wahlberg, Robert Downey Jr. etc. are short by this board's standards. Does that make them less hot?

    Angel: how did they fuck up your driveway?
     
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    No. But it makes the logistics of fucking them a little more challenging.

    8 months after they paved it, I have tire ruts. Apparently my Mustang is "too heavy for their asphalt". Awesome. A driveway that I can't park on. 5 months of them ducking my calls, telling me they'll be there in a few weeks to fix it only to not show up, telling me they don't do repairs in the spring... or summer... or fall... And today the stupid cunt on the phone lost her shit on the fiance and threatened to call the cops for harassment, just because he told her that he was going to report them to the BBB. I'm so pissed.
     
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    Heh, that would be interesting. He was Mr. Rochester in the most recent adaption of Jane Eyre and did a fine job. Timothy Dalton is the only other version of Mr. Rochester I've liked, but he wasn't a very good Bond.
     
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    I could watch James Purefoy eat breakfast and find it interesting. Don't know how that correlates to being a good Bond though.
     
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    I'm holding back, but there is an obvious joke here.
     
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    There's no "threat" to be had. REPORT THEM YESTERDAY. This is common contactor practice: theyre going to try to wear you out with time. It costs them nothing to ditch you you theyre hoping you throw your racket into the net and hire someone else since this sort of thing requires Fuck You Talent. I am sorry to say you are in for a fight. Call that stunned cunt's bluff. "Go ahead, call the cops!! Let them get both sides of the story and find out who the real criminal Sugar-tits!!!"

    See if you can't get what's owed, you can try my favourite Plan B: revenge.

    For my own wedding, the first photographer tried to steal off with our deposit so I banged on her door every day while I heard her cowering inside and whispering to her family to stay quiet (her address was on her card). So, I reported her ass to BBB. With a little fishing I found others who she never even gave the wedding photos to (!?!?!?!) so we nuked the bitch's planet from orbit with every piece of local social media we could find. She was out of business in less than a month. I saw her once in public and she scowled daggers from her eyes at me like I ate her kids in front of her. I wish I had.

    Fuck thieves. Scum of the earth and it is our duty as citizens to ruin them all.
     
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    Dalton was the closest resemblance to the Bond in the novels. I liked him. He was given really crappy scripts but he had a great mean streak and low-key panache.
     
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    Heh. They haven't seen a fight until they've seen an Asian fight. I'm going to make this woman wish she'd never been shot out of her mother's ragged festering twat. I'm going to show up on her door with a rusty iron fist and a cannon ball soaked in MEK and ask which one she'd rather have shoved up her ass. And then I'm going to make her fix my goddamned driveway with her bare hands and hot asphalt while I rape her husband with a 2x4 on the front lawn. And by God, when I'm finished, she will thank me for the privilege.
     
    #188 Angel_1756, Sep 17, 2013
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    Fassbender is 6' tall so the dream continues. Purefoy was actually the object of my admiration (lust) back in the Rome days so he'll do just fine too.
     
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    James Purefoy and Thomas Jane are triplets with young Christopher Lambert.

    Seriously they look exactly alike. Solomon Kane, The Punisher and Tarzan are of the same seed.
     
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    Another look-alike: Snooki and the dried-up inside of a dead pig's asshole.
     
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    If you ever get the chance, go see Westminster Abbey. I'm not a religious person, but that place is absolutely amazing. I really wish we could have taken pictures. Hands down, one of the five most amazing places I've ever been.

    Carry on.
     
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    I did a total of 4 pistols today. After the first one I literally went limp when I stood up, just for a split second, long enough to come damn close to face planting. I have no idea why that happened.
    Then I did three more. Later. After I stopped being afraid of passing out again.

    Today wins already.
     
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    And all this time, I thought Asians just karate chopped your ass. So much for stereotypes.
     
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    Shit's getting real with them. She wants a fight, she'll get a fight.
     
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    What is MEK?
     
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    Rush, you've never been sexier.
     
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    Really? We had two pages of discussion of Han Solo and Star Wars and no one said anything, but a showing of knowledge and education brings this out?
     
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