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9/13/13 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 13, 2013.

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  1. shimmered

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    back extensions and hip extensions.



    Still. Props to her.
     
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  2. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    When it's over, you get the pleasure of assholes asking you "Do ya feel any DIFFERENT now you're married?" Time and time again.

    Shove their face into hot campfire coals. They'll realize the mistake of asking you such a stupid question.
     
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    It took about an hour after I said "I do" until one of my more Catholic friends asked me when we were going to start a family.
     
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    About the same at mine, but i am dealing with Indian(dot kind).
     
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  5. shimmered

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    My Jewish MIL hasn't started that. She's terrified he'll breed with me and she'll wind up stuck with me forever as the mother of her grandchild...because she knows I don't tolerate her fucking bullshit.
     
    #225 shimmered, Sep 18, 2013
  6. Crown Royal

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    Anybody who pressures somebody into having kids needs to crush some serious foil on their antennae.

    None.
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    Business.

    How hard of a philosophy is that? Are these people completely void to the thought some people DON'T WANT KIDS? And they should be talked down to if they don't? Fuck off.
     
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  7. shimmered

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    If you don't want kids, why would you get married?
     
    #227 shimmered, Sep 18, 2013
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    Crown, you just don't understand. Kids are the meaning of life. There is no other purpose in the world. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU MIGHT NOT WANT A BUNCH OF LITTLE CROTCH APPLES DRAINING YOUR MONEY, TIME AND PATIENCE?
     
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    So you can have sex. Duh.
     
    #229 Noland, Sep 18, 2013
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    Wow.
     
    #230 Angel_1756, Sep 18, 2013
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    Fixed.
     
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  12. shimmered

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    This is a thing.
     
    #232 shimmered, Sep 18, 2013
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    Meaning this is what somebody said to you?
     
    #233 mya, Sep 18, 2013
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    Sex out of marriage is a mortal sin, as such if you have done this and don't want to be dammed forever you need to go to confession and confess all your naughty acts to a priest. I'm guessing most of you have not confessed and been absolved, I therefore fear you're all going to hell because you can't keep it on your pants. As far as I know, Gravy is the only safe one on here.
     
    #234 toddamus, Sep 18, 2013
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    I'm not eating at the same restaurant every day, I don't care how often you upgrade your menu.
     
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    Phew, good thing I'm not much of a "believer" because that shit is bs.
     
    #236 mya, Sep 18, 2013
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    This was covered over here.
     
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    Thinking that pleasure fucking is in any way bad is the REAL sin.

    "Sin". I hate that word. It does not exist, it has no meaning.
     
    #238 Crown Royal, Sep 18, 2013
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    Safe as in safe from STDs, yes. Not so much safe from being in the line of fire when he finally snaps from virginity poisoning and starts solving his problems with a shotgun.
     
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    I usually dine at home, but every now and then I like to eat out.

    Edit: Fuck it, Rush already quoted me.
     
    #240 Angel_1756, Sep 18, 2013
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