Yeah for some reason I want to say I read that email online a couple years ago. Buuut, it is creepy and weird enough to make the rounds again I suppose.
I was just about to post this thought. I think the best part about it is when he starts defending what he obviously thinks are his short comings. "I make millions of dollars investing my parents money! Donald Trump's kids do the same thing.... Would you say they don't have REAL jobs!?!?!?!" This dude is next level. I'll admit I can let my emotions take me for roller coaster rides in relationships but god damn do I sensor what I say and don't spout every ridiculous thought that pops in my head. Shiat.
Seriously. That's in the top five creepiest things I've ever read. Ever. That poor girl. I'm sure she's got her own set of flaws, etc. but...yeeeekkkksss... That makes me anxious about all the potential miscues I send out to people through the day.
That e-mail reminds me a lot of the exchange I read about sometime this past year, where the dude kept wanting her to apologize for what he perceived as her using him for a free dinner and that he would let bygones be bygones if she reimbursed him. ETA: the hair touching bit just makes me think of this:
I couldn't even read that past the second or third paragraph. It's too much. Relevant: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-mans-intelligence-probably-just-too-intimidat,33916/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1efault" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-m ... :1efault</a>
Right now, I have a massive fever, so everything on this thread is making me laugh my ass off. Also, I have a fever and it feels like my brain is swimming. I think it's the precursor to flu. FUCK. FUCK.THAT. DO. NOT. WANT. Stupid body and your useless germ resistance. Also, MEK is quite popular amongst plastic scale modellers (the plastic tanks and such made to scale by companies like Tamiya, Italaeri, Revell-Monogram, etc.) because MEK can bond styrene (the sort of plastic the majority of them are made from)
Dude, quit with all the random guesses. OBVIOUSLY we need to break out the webmd and get to the bottom of this.