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9/13/13 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 13, 2013.

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  1. scotchcrotch

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    Some religious fundamentalists were hanging out at stop lights today letting everyone know that gays shouldn't marry, they're immoral, so on.

    As I pull up, I get solicited by one of them- "The Bible clearly states that homosexuality is a sin!" said a member of the Children of the Corn. It was the only time in my life I wish I had a Boy George CD. I would blast that shit at them and yell that Jesus is sexy as I sped off.


    I thought about saying I was gay or something to that effect, but I'm just kind of over fucking with idiots. I'm too cynical and have done it too many times and the effort isn't worth expense.



    Unless you can upstage them, which I haven't figured how to pull off quite yet.
     
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    I imagine its a combination of ebola/aids/malaria. Durbanite may be famous in virology circles soon.

    Btw, I've had West Nile before, knocked me out for a few months. I think I was out of school for a month straight with fever, nausea , lethargy etc. Most sick I've ever been in my life, I can totally see how it can take someone out.
     
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    It's Lupus. It's always Lupus.
     
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    'Murica!!!

    That is such a foreign and hilarious concept to me. And you have to live amongst them. Sounds about as pleasant as a Fleshlight packed with tarantula hawks.
     
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    Just ask them where in the New Testament did Jesus condemn homosexuality. Their answer should be amusing. Idiots like that have the same effect on the perception of religious people that Tea Party members do on anyone politically conservative. If you're going to morally opposed to something for religious reasons, don't draw off the same few chapters that condones slavery and wife beating, while condemning pork and leather. But thats a whole different religious debate when you just need to tongue tie those mouth breathers and walk away chuckling.
     
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    Try this.

    Step 1: Turn your wheel so your car is facing them
    Step 2: Press the accelerator to the floor.
    Step 3: Use a hose to clean off any left over bits.
    Step 4: Sue their church for jaywalking and causing damage to your car.
     
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    How would he even get AIDS?
     
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    Interesting, so when it comes to fat people you're completely PC and sensitive (and I'm still sure you'll fill in some blanks somewhere with my thoughts) but when it comes to religious people you exaggerate and use hyperbole.

    Ghetto, he has the new airborne version.
     
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    Re: Re: 9/13/13 WDT NSFW

    Hey now, what Scootah does with his Fleshlight is his own business.
     
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    I always thought HIV would be the type to blouse his pants into his boots and wear a maroon beret.

    If you know what I mean.
     
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    Nobody knows what you mean, ghetto. Use more italics.
     
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    He's in Africa. I'm 98% sure you're just born with it over there.
     
  13. scotchcrotch

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    What about the Old Testament?


    My understanding was that these people tend to be old school, fire and brimstone types. Back when God was a cold-blooded murderer.


    The New Testament is for pussies.
     
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    Well, duh. If you tried his instructions on one of the fatties pictured from the other thread, you'd only end up wrecking your car. Is that really worth it?
     
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    IF I EVER SEE THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL WITH TWO OLD PEOPLE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A FUCKING SWIFFER MOP AGAIN IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF.

    DURRRRRRRRR WHAT'S THIS CONTRAPTION? LOOKS LIKE A MOP DEAR HURRR DURRRRRR. WOW IT DOES MOPPY THINGS, HOW INTERESTING FOR MY FEEBLE FUCKING BRAIN? OMG LOOK AT US DANCING AND HASHTAG MOPSTUFF.
     
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    Selena Gomez nudes finally hit. Gotta admit. Not what I was expecting. It's better.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Looking at some of these texts these 13 year old girls send my son - some people need to teach their daughters some manners.
     
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    Re: Re: 9/13/13 WDT NSFW

    My daughters won't have phones till at least 30, I don't wanna know what they say.
     
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    Re: Re: 9/13/13 WDT NSFW

    That'll work well. I can only imagine that'll bite you in the ass.

    Its one of those things, tell people they can't screw until they get married, they in turn get married at 17.
     
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    Vivid

    Then so be it, I'll be dead of a heart failure or liver disease by then, after that they can do what they want.
     
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