It's just the one. And it's either the clutch pedal, or I mysteriously work this one particular muscle much harder on my left leg than my right leg when I'm on my bike. Or cancer.
really, you want to talk about a persons clutch leg rather than the much missed Annabanna's breasts? Damn I miss that woman. The Oakland A's magic number is about to go to 2. Now we just need a bit of a slump by the dog ass Red Sox, so we can get home field advantage.
The Oakland A's are a number 2. AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
There was a dead body found at a hotel here in Stockholm, and my sister-in-law was there for a week and a half doing therapy. She thought that no one would really come, as only a couple of maids saw the body, but half the staff came to talk about it. What a bunch of fucking pussies in this country.
Got the new iPhone 5c. Why not the 5s? Cause they didn't have any more and fuck Apple, they can't have my finger print.
So is it true they have a gold phone for those who matter and a green one for the other shit-eating rats?
A little different here: I found a co-worker having a seizure so I had to keep in him grip for twenty minutes. Real thrash & froth shit, it was bad. My boss made me make up the lost twenty minutes after work. Really.
Was that fact that you were both naked while he was 'having a seizure' color your boss's thinking that maybe the time should be made up?
Only in your darkest fantasy, Bruno. I DID have to argue during it because my schmuck co-worker kept telling me to give him something to bite. I guess he took a 1940's first aid class for the mentally challenged.
I always pictures Nassau to be a tropical paradise when in reality it's more of a bombed out shit hole than some of the third world countries I've been too. Good thing that cruise was incredibly cheap or I'd be pretty pissed.
If cruise ships weren't damned by God and everything that is holy, then why would Disney have them? I'm always ver skeptical about cruises because I hear such mixed reviews not to mention the have a track record of horrible things happening to them.
I have been on one cruise. DID NOT ENOY. It's funny, I feel that it is a love them or hate them thing. You meet people who have been on 578 cruises or you meet people who have been on exactly 1.
Re: Re: 9/13/13 WDT NSFW Sorry but when I get off a ship and then get presented with a 3900 dollar bar tab you can bet your ass I'll just go to Mexico next time. Fuck cruises
If you are playing Monopoly with your sons are you teaching them a valuable life lesson by cheating? Or is it desperately sad?
That sounds about right. I usually sabotage myself to lose Monopoly because it's about as interesting as watching fishing on television, but this morning I wanted blood.
I don't know, those were some pretty choice boobs. We have an electronic gate across our driveway. Apparently it malfunctioned yesterday so our neighbors had to endure an ear piercing "beep beep" for about 9 hours. What is the appropriate way to say I'm sorry? Bottle of wine and ear plugs? Directions on how to turn it off? An ice pick with permission to jam it in our ears repeatedly?
That's fucking rude. That's also the same bullshit attitude that keeps other gals from posting their shots. Probably best to just keep your mouth shut. Every girl is wonderfully different and should be appreciated as such. If you live in an area with an electric gate, why didn't you have the butler fix it? Obviously, as a condolence gift, you should buy them an Arabian racing horse. Duh. You sound wonderfully proletariat. It's so charming.