The only thing that bothers me about that gif is the dude's underwear. What's the logic for going under the balls? I'm mystified.
Hey, at least it was fairly tame. Remember the picture of the dude who was elbow-deep in another dude's asshole? I don't want to know what the person behind you in line would think if they saw that over your shoulder.
And there it is. Every single wedding cliche covered by 10 pm. I'm actually impressed with the efficiency. Off for another drink.
You should actually infer that, given the number of people here (easily exceeding 500) and the level of food and drink available, this wedding reception must be very expensive. Your post makes me infer that you lack the understanding of what hyperbole is.
Dude, there's no need to be a cunt. Just go back to the bar and pay for your Coors Light like everyone else.
Maybe I am strange, but I kind of like all the wedding cliches. I also like an open bar though. Maybe I just like being drunk and the cliches are a nice sacrifice for an open bar.
Tonight we are having a boozy video gaming shindig with a bunch of el husband's coworkers and friends. There's maybe 10 people here total? I'm not sure. BUT MOTHER OF GOD THE BOOZE. They intend on going big and staying at our home. I took these pictures because I could not believe the BOOZE. PEOPLE. THE BOOZE. Some of them don't look entirely impressive because they are stacked or behind, and the bottom of the fridge is 2 stacks high with a second mini stack in the front.
So that's for what, three people? Cause that looks like a pretty normal evening when I would plan ahead to stay at my buddy's house. We'd normally do 3 or 4 18s of Corona, a bottle of Fireball, a bottle of Tequila, a bottle of Vodka, and a 30 of Tecate cans for the kids. That was for me, my buddy, his wife, the roommate and his girlfriend. The girls would stick to the hard liquor, the roommate would pass out after 12 beers or so, and my buddy and I would finish the rest. Damn, I miss drinking...
I just counted, 8 including me. I am a total lightweight so I'm good with my 1 or 2 beers. I guess it isn't as impressive to you hardcore people!
The true test is how much is left tomorrow morning. I'd bet they try to take a lot of it back with them. People always bring 2 twelve packs in the hope one isn't opened so they can take it back without feeling like a they are being stingy.
I get see to see my favourite band on my birthday in Toronto. Last time Tool this time nine inch nails. I am pretty happy about this one.
Honestly I hope they do...extra beer around here would be wasted. I don't really drink anymore and we are possibly/hopefully/maybe moving in a month.
Be sure to remind them of that. I still have beer in my fridge that I originally bought for a Christmas party. I like having it there so I can pretend I have a social life.