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9/13/13 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Sep 13, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    If it was a person in a wheelchair, people would be sprinting to help. But no, it's a fat fuck puttering around in their "exercise car", which they are riding in because they're a fat fuck. I'm sure they grabbed the loading bay forklift to help.

    The only reason more photos aren't being taken is because the aisle is empty

    It would make a great caption contest. "Must...keep...climbing. Mountain Dew....almost...within.....graaaaaaaasp......"
     
  2. xrayvision

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    She's about to reach the summit of Mt. Dew
     
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Thin privilege is not falling over when you try to put soda in your shopping cart.
     
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    FTFY
     
  5. toddamus

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    I saw something similar to this not too long ago. There was this beast riding around with her scooter in the store. She stopped at the pepsi's, then decided to get up and reach to the top for the two litres and grabbed a half dozen. Amazing.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    How can you actually tell if it's a man or a woman? The fat is pretty much obscuring any visual secondary sexual characteristics.
     
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    I remember having a crush on Emilio Estevez back in the day. What the fuck happened to him? He looks like the love child of Jeff Foxworthy and Nicholas Cage.
     

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    Subtract the year of "the day" from the year of "today" and that number will answer your question.
     
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    I'm not saying the guy can't get older. I'm just surprised that, of the two brothers, the clean(er?) one is the one who kind of looks a bit ratty... and the Warlock is still pulling in models.
     
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    You would have a crush on Emilio Estevez, wouldn't you? I guess I can't talk, I would have banged the sadness right off of Ally Sheedy's face.
     
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    What the fuck is that supposed to mean? HE WAS A WOUNDED SOUL, OKAY? HE JUST WANTED HIS FATHER'S APPROVAL BECAUSE HIS DAD WOULDN'T TOLERATE LOSERS IN THE FAMILY.
     
  12. Crown Royal

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    Make fun of Emilio and you're totaled, man.

    TOTALLY.
     
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    Alls I know about Emilio is that he banged Charlie's mom. What an asshole.
     
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    I'm just going to pretend that I didn't see that picture of Emilio.

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    He still looks like this. QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!
     
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    He could be Julian's brother in Trailer Park Boys.

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    You're all wrong. Drinking apple pie while snow blowing your driveway is one of the most enjoyable tasks known to man.
     
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    Man, I don't know what women are constantly bitching about. Dress - check. Rings - check. Venue - check.
    All I need is a license and an officiant. Total personal time invested in planning my wedding: 2 hours. Anticipated date of nuptials - Less than 6 weeks from now. Piece of cake, muthafuckas.
     
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    I thought you had a Tiger Mom. How does that factor in?
     
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    She's just so fucking happy that I'm not living in sin anymore, she's keeping her yap shut. I also told her I was engaged yesterday. Like, "by the way, keep [Date] free". I also told her to keep it a secret, so we'll see how long it takes for one of the aunts to call me in hushed tones to congratulate me. I'm guessing two days.
     
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    Demands to start making babies before the ceremony is over?

    My sisters do this too, and they wonder why I never tell them anything.
     
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