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Polygamy here we come. Just remember I like my martinis shaken, not stirred, and we'll all get along just fine.
I think the polygamists were really on to something. As long as "the othe one" is in charge of the toilet I am all good
Having more than one wife sounds like the worst idea imaginable. If you want to bang women outside your marriage and the wife is down with that, then fine, but coming home after work to more than one person gone hormonally insane? Thanks, but no. I'll find some other way to make my life miserable.
No shit. Especially since the evil cosmic blood lord Vaginor commands them to cycle up at the same time and unleash their bezerker rage on only those who can't relate with them. WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD US HOW BEAUTIFUL WE ARE LATELY YOU FUCKING PIG? OH, WHAT?? YOU LEAVING TO GO FUCK SOME WHORE? WHAT, IS THREE WIVES NOT ENOUGH VARIETY?!?!?! *sobbing*
Just to keep the misogyny train going here, some examples of how retarded women's footwear fashion has stayed the same since the Nazi's occupied Paris: Spoiler The rest of the pictures taken during Nazi occupation of Paris. Photos are obviously slanted towards propaganda, but neat none the less.
Who the fuck is spending $20K? I'm taking my family out for dinner. That's it. It just happens that the restaurant is giving us a private room so I can do everything in one spot instead of having to drive over from City Hall. I am not a typical bride, as evidenced by the twat I met at Birk's who snootily asked if I actually even wanted to get married because I wasn't gushing like a buffoon over the sparkling shit she had in her case. I'm not 100% sure, but I feel like my parting words to her might have been, "You certainly are well-suited to your job of hawking overpriced crap to idiots".
Next to college, the wedding industry is the biggest rip-off organization on earth. The second you attach the word "Wedding" to anything you get to bump the price 500%. Ring, dress, hall, cake, flowers, etc. any of those things would costs shit tonnes less without that W word in front of it.
Hey Crown, wanna DJ my wedding? Actually, I think I've missed a golden opportunity for a TiB wedding here. Crown can DJ, Juice can officiate, Freecorps can be in charge of the bridesmaids, bewildered can be my maid of honour, Noland can be the best man, lust4life can give me away... Dammit, I didn't think this through.
This would be great. And if you don't need me to pitch relief, I can get blind drunk and when the JOP asks if anyone objects I'll stagger to my feet, raise my hand . . . .and throw up in the aisle. Kind of like I do here on the TiB.
If you really mean it, then probably. Depends on the date. Does anyone else find it repulsive that reality TV has its own Emmy categories? Then again Big Bang Theory wins awards so why even consider them at all?
Point. Counterpoint: I didn't think Claire Danes looked very good in that. Speaking of the Emmy's . . . is everybody tired of Lena Dunham, or just all the men?
What do you mean? Aren't you excited for a whole new season of her increasingly uncomfortable amorphous nudity?